Sitting at a light on my way to the dealer to get a quote for a new back glass for the SS. I pull my ipod out of the glovebox to change the folder when all of the sudden I heard the worse display of an attempt at a Rev. I look over just in time to see the guys face when he hit the Rev Limiter I laugh when I see it is a crown vic interceptor package still painted the local Sheriff colors.
I look at the guy who looks like this and ask What's it got. He replied in the gayest voice I ever heard (worse than that sitcom ... Will and Grace. ((Wife watches it))). "It's an interceptor package." I looked at the dude and when the sound of his voice hit the gaydar portion of my brain without thinking I say "Yo the only thing your intercepting today is your boyfriend's **** you (insert explicitive)." His face went from to
Light turns green and he guns it squeeling tires through the intersection I held back because I don't trust some drivers in this town and his back end gets squirley (25* turn right after the intersection). I take off and when we hit the straight away I'm already next to him and pulling hard.. Then I hear a Beep so I let off the gas and hit the brakes back down to the speed limit of 40 then my detector flat lines and ol boy is pulling away from me pretty good.
I see a cop pull out of the bank parking lot up ahead and get behind him with lights going. The another one comes up behind me and I pull over thinking aw ****, but instead he races by me to assist the other officer.
When I drove up to him the cops had him blocked in and I tapped the horn and waved with a huge smile across my face. OWNED!

 

Nice kill

PWNED!

 

So the dude is just wanting to have some fun in what he believe's is a fast car and you slam him for it?
Call him name's?
You have some issue's my friend.

 

Thus 1 more reason FBodys have a reputation for being jerks. Sounds like you have a good radar detector though.

 

Don't listen to the other 2. If the guy sounded gay and pegged his rev limiter then look out. Good catch with your radar. Glad to hear you didn't get stopped for going a little over the speed limit. Nice icing on the cake with your honk and wave as you rolled on by. LOL......

 

So I guess you owned him because you have a radar detector?

As for the rev limiter, the car might have something my Buick had in which it wouldn't let you rev past 4k rpm while in neutral/park. If I would tried, it would sound like it hit the rev limiter.

Good kill I suppose.

 

That "Gaydar" crack was classic!

Jim

 

Wow, aren't those things turds? I bet I could've given him a run in my truck.

Anyway, did someone else get mad at your car and break your glass or something?

 

I hope you didnt really say that, if so your a huge *******, no matter how gay sounding the guys voice was.

 

Yeah, that was a little harsh, but who knows, maybe he had it coming. Nice Kill, .

 

I agree.

 

Yeah Normally I'm not such a dick honostly I was having a really shitty day. The back of my car has chips all over it because the people contracted out to do the yard work at my apartment decided it would be good wo run over a pile of gravel with the chute of the mower pointed at my car. Then when I told them that they need to repair it they told me to **** off becuase I didn't notice it at the time they were there. I noticed it the next day and they came up with all sorts of excuses.. Now I have to take them to small claims court.

Edit: I forgot to mention the driver was also one of those Emo kids (at least he had the hair cut and spikes bracelets on).. And yes the Intercepter packages are turds..

 

I can't stand those Emo kids. But good luck with small claims.

 

Yeah, those interceptors aren't too great at the track, but they are pretty fun cars nonetheless. Seriously, what other V8 RWD domestic sedans are out there for the kind of money you pay for an ex-dps? With exhaust and a good paint job they are pretty enjoyable cars. My friend loves his old '96, and he has two Firebird V8s. Go figure.

 

it was a ford, so he deserved it...plain and simple. Any one that revs his **** deserves anything he gets, just how it goes.

SDB

 

you're an ***, but its hilarious

 

My dad had an old 96 Vic Interceptor. Was the 2nd most fun car to drive. Had a pretty good power band when on the highway. Was a little slow off the line, but it would run at highway speeds with the OHC's.

 

Not the most respectable way to burn someone, but this line was hilarious. Funny how a good write-up can turn a bad story into a hilarious kill.

 

I totally agree with NightWindDrftr!! LOL!!

 

haha okay you're a jerk imo, but that **** was funny as hell

keep up the good work