I just got a new job at the Geek Squad at Best buy and during my orientation we had to play the name game where we wrote our 2 hobbies down on a piece of paper and everyone had to try to guess who it was. first few people come and go then I hear "I'm a car guy" and "I Masterbate quite heavily even in a crowded place." (I was trying to make people laugh orientation is boring) Anyways they guessed me after a couple of turns hen the next paper is read "I have a 10 sec car" and "I race in my spare time." Anyways this douché gets called and it was him. So after the "Name Game" I go over and talk to him to inquire about his car 10 seconds is fast but I'm not at the point of believing it just yet.

So turns out he has a BMW MSRW 232032q47245927 Or some **** like that. He asks what I got 01 Camaro SS. He proceeds to ask the mods and I tell him FTRA, Cutout, Lid thats it. He laughs and says he beats supercharged Camaros all day. So I ask his mods and he tells me I have to beat him to find out We go back to watching training movies at this point I'm ignoring him and making it painfully obvious.
Fast forward to the end of the night I hop into my car and I see him come out of the store walking to his BMW MSRW8-275389. He starts it up and it sounds like absolute ****. I start up the SS and sit for a few seconds to warm up I look over and douché is waiting for me to take off I drive off and I keep the rpms low to warm the engine up all the while he keeps instigating me to race him as I'm driving through town. Finally we stop at a light and I look down to see the temp at normal operating temprature light turns green I'm looking at him he's looking at me and there are no cars behind us so I wait. He waits. He punches it then I follow suit his car is ******* annoying it sounds like a Three raped Hondas with 1 giant Fartpipe between them all. After I run out 1st I pop it to second and get a chirp from the tires. I passed him like he was standing still then I shut it down. He gets next to me we're now doing 25 and he taps the horn I hear him punch it after two taps then he hits it a 3rd time I pull instantly again. I slow down to let him get next to me and he turns.
I go home and show up to work the next day and people are laughing at me because I lost the race He came into work early told everyone that we raced and he took 300 bones from me, Then someone else heard from him I lost 500 bones, then a third party came up and said sorry about the car ( I apparently lost my car to him because we raced for pinks). So I called him out over the PA (before we were open so no customers heard it). After I explained how everything went down to everyone (over the PA) and offered to race him in front of all the witnesses he declined so people started finding faults in that his story changed 3 or 4 times. His new nickname went from Douché to 10 sec chub.

 

you sound like a retard

 

Hey, he is not retarded, just works at Best Buy!

SDB

 

that guy is a dumass, i hate people who talk ****!!! Glad to hear you put him in his place.

 

Sleep deprived yes, retarded not so much.

 

I would have walked up to him,...all dick headed like, and asked him to tell me who won the race again....in front of everyone.

They usually wimper out the words, "you did"... then i'd say something like "thats right bitch"

It's worked for me a few times.

 

Funny story.

 

By eliminating all text in your post, I can see that you're mainly a confused
and sarcastic person...possibly having a multiple personality disorder as well.
I'm psychic...or is it psycho?

 

^^^

 

Yeah what was with all that? Like he was talking to many different people all within himself.

 

Why would he lie about the race knowing that you'll be there to tell everyone what really happened? I'd keep a eye on the guy...he might have confabulation (believeing his lies are the truth). Anyway nice kill...it's always sweeter when the guy's a douche.

 

Thats a good story. I cant believe he told everybody those stories. I'm glad u beat him and showed him up at work. GOOD KILL!

 

Lol.

 

what kind of BMW? sounds like the guys a **** lover

 

that would have started a fight real quick over here

 

funnny story
nice kill

 

good kill way to own him over the PA

 

Good thing you got your engine warmed up. J/K 10 sec beeemdubyah...see 'em all the time.

 

Geek Squad car competition is fierce.