DSM What?
so friday night, i go hang out at pretty much my only really close high school friend who is still around's house. he's pretty much the only person i've been hanging out with lately. well, we're sitting around thinking of something to do, and yea, we can't think of a damn thing. he decides he wants to go take a drive. he has a V6 dodge dakota, so needless to say, we take my car.
let me say something: i never street race. not because i'm totally against it, but because NO ONE ever tries. i never come across a single car when i'm driving alone. i've seriously gotten into 1 race in my life - a stupid dodge ram V8 that was pissing me off and peeling out at lights next to me. EXCEPT when this one specific friend is in my car. somehow someone always tries screwing with me. so we pull out of his driveway, drive a mile down the road and hit a red light.
me: "you know what man, how come no one ever tries to race me in my car? the ONLY time i ever get races is when i'm with you. what's up with that?"
him: "i just give off that vibe. people know i'm out and look for me. if you wanna find something tonight, we'll probably have to hunt for a while."
i make a left at the traffic light onto the pike. literally 30 seconds later, what flys up on my ***? some eclipse - with numbers on his door. he was obviously coming straight home from atco raceway
he pulls like 2 or 3 cars ahead of me and hits the brakes, pulls back up, hits the brakes, etc.him: "he's ******* with you man, get 'em!"
so i roll down my window, and what do i hear? *lawnmower rev* *psssshhhhh*
me: "oh ****, he's turboed."
well, none of these races were particularly organized. it was ~9pm, there was absolutely no traffic. he basically just hits it. i follow suite and proceed to blow by him. he tries to fly by me. denied.
well, we finally roll into town to the main intersection next to an eckerd drug store. we get the red light. first off, i look over to give him a thumbs up, but he won't make eye contact with me. he's too busy staring straight ahead, brake-stalling the car with one hand on the wheel like Joe Cool. i can't stand when people won't acknowledge you
this didn't stop his girlfriend from looking at me though
(not very good looking, nothing to mention here). i refused to race here as first off, it's the busiest intersection in town (even though it's still not that busy, small town) and eckerd sets off my radar detector. it's just not smart to race there. that doesn't stop the guy in the eclipse with his *blah*-looking girlfriend from peeling out like a jackass. i don't follow.i catch him at the next light exiting town, though. then we hit it. i race from 0-50 and he's a few cars back. maybe he wasn't racing on that one? or he just sucks.
we finally line up for real down the road. we're both neck and neck at 50 mph - one of my worst dead spots (2.73's, A4). at this point, it's painfully clear that this guy is slow as *****. he hits it, i let him pull 2 cars on me before i hit it and i pass him at ~ 90mph. the icing on the cake? as soon as we were passing him, my buddy looks over and watches the guy miss a shift. the whole car jerks over.
it was fun. a nice adrenaline rush and all, but damn, my car doesn't have much done to it at all and i was blowing by this eclipse like it was standing still. the races were from ~50-90, 0-50...short races and i was putting cars on him that fast with him getting the jump.
for all you DSM guys out there, how hard is it to get your car to even move? i mean, this guy was obviously coming straight from the track, meaning he was likely "prepped" as much as he'll ever be, meaning his car was running at full or at least close to full potential. we both had 1 passenger each. how fast is a turboed eclipse anyway? i was not impressed at all.
Last edited by ChocoTaco369; Nov 13, 2006 at 12:40 AM.
Me + LT1 with A4 and 2.73s = no bueno launch or bad driver.
anyways good kill.
i beat a Talon TSI AWD when i was Bone stock (down to the dirty *** paper air filter) with bald tires from a dig
just like everything else
they arnt fast unless they're moded
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1Gs have 14Bs, depending on the setup 14Bs can be very fast and run high to mid 12s
DSMs dont really have any lawnMower sound at all, unless you raced a NON Turbo That was turboed thats a 420A motor out of a Neon and its junk.
DSMs should be somthing to think twice about, they arent hondas so dont down play them.
Stock Turbo 2Gs are really slow but non one really leaves them that stock nowa days
And a BOV means nothing, most ricers" Have Blow off valves for the cool sound
for all you DSM guys out there, how hard is it to get your car to even move? i mean, this guy was obviously coming straight from the track, meaning he was likely "prepped" as much as he'll ever be, meaning his car was running at full or at least close to full potential. we both had 1 passenger each. how fast is a turboed eclipse anyway? i was not impressed at all.
Without knowing specifics it is impossible to say what the car was capable of. It could have been 10 sec car with a bad driver it could have been a bone stock 15 second car.
Either way missing gears he got what was comming to him.

DSMs in stock form were a wonderful alternative to 5.0s and the old Small blocks etc. By todays standard they are just not fast stock. The 2Gs really just did not get any faster despite being rated at 210HP instead of 195 for the 1Gs. On the other hand, much like 5.0s, they are pretty damn cheap to obtain and run if you know what you are doing.
For a 2G to hang with say an M6 from a fair roll speed at a normal altitude is going to take full bolt ons. Not just intake and exsaust. Better IC pipes would be a must. Maybe better IC and turbo. The T28 is a great stock appearing turbo that is far superior to a T25 and could lay down 300WHP or more. I figure a 280HP 2G could beat a stock LS1 from a fair roll. More aggressive gearing. But that takes a bit of doing. Nothing insane, but more than some kid working at Pep Boys will do.
What happens is, you pull the rec tube so the bov can vent, making the louder noise"
But now your running un meterd air, and ******* with the A/F
Making you run rich part throttle and the car running shitty
A4 on 2.73s = sucks. We should do a GP on a torque converter and gears.


2.73's FTW.
i would like a converter though
you wanna line your ******* 13.5 hoagie up with a dsm, let me know. bring your cash and your ky jelly.
converter in sig for sale

and yeah 2.73's SUCK


