lmao boy oh boy do i have a story (disclaimer this is jsut a story i in fact live on mars and this never really took place im just a pathological liar) .....


so i was hangin out at the local mall one day and there was a chevy dealership next door. i was in the vette with the drag radials on and it was running pretty sweet. We drive by the dealership and they were having a sale that day and they waved us over. I drove over to the dearlership (they were having a sale in the mall parking lot) and the dude tells me "LIGHT EM UP!!!" haha me being retarded lights the bastards up and give a little smoke show for em.


So i sit there and bs for a while and look in my rear view mirror and notice a mall security with his lights blaring and coming up behind me. So i tell the dealership guys **** im outa here! i launch the damn car and take off like hells fury, go to pull out of the parking lot and notice 3 local PD cars rolling with lights blaring up into the parking lot where the mall security guy is at. then i look to my right and see another cop right by the entrance to the parking lot walking up behind my car real sneakily. i dump the clutch and go FAST lol. weave around the twisties in the big mall parking lot and pull up behind a title company building back in the back of the whole little mall complex thing. shut off the car and walk back and forth for a little bit thinkgin WTF am i going to do.

wait about 30 minutes and my buddy calls and says DUDE there are MAD cops at the dealership interviewing everybody and one of the lot boys ratted you out, get the **** out of here !!! so we jump in my car and take off. Driving along all of a sudden i see a damn local PD cop chilling at the light im stuck at getting ready to turn right behind me. i punch it again, he gets behind me a little ways and i swerve in front of a big SUV and then ditch to the right into a parking lot where the cop couldnt see me. pulled into the parking lot of a target dept store and park in the middle of a bunch of other cars. ditch the car, and go inside (mistake)


went inside the store for a second, then walked out and took off my hat and shirt (good thinking) i had called our buddies and they came and picked us up, locked up the car and got ready to go home and leave the car for the night.


get a call about 2 hours later.... god damn ******* cops are on the phone telling me to get my *** back to the parking lot because my car is there and my *** is going to jail haha . i told them " my buddy borrowed the car but he wont answer the phone and i cant get ahold of him WTF is going on" then the cop proceeds to tell me im full of **** and if i dont get to the parking lot they are going to tow my car.

lucky and smart me i called the target store and told the manager the situation and that i would be there to pick the car up later that night and it wouldnt be there in the morning. he agreed that it was fine and he wouldnt allow them to tow it (police cant tow your car unless the manager of the store consents because its private property)

cop calls me back later and says they are towing hte car, i say... " um no your not ive already talked to the manager"


cop says " get your *** here right now we know you did it"

i say " sorry dude my buddy borrowed the car and he has my keys" i have no way to get there


in the meantime i guess they had gotten witnesses as to what i was wearing when i went into the store and all that good stuff...


finally i get a call from my dad (WTF) and he says the cops called him and were talking to him about it (illegal i think cause i was 18??) so my dad was out by my car talking to the cops. my dad informs me they had talked to the DA/prosecuter and said they had no case and that they couldnt issue any citations because there was no proof it was me in the car.


moral of story.... DONT do burnouts for car lot guys and if they tell you to come back to the car DONT!!! because they cant ID you as being in the vehicle if your not there to ID. worst case they impound your car and you pay the fine.



all that drama over a stupid burnout.... gay... lol

 

This thread should be locked!!

 

noo!! this is soo entertaining like dukes of hazard style

 

why lock it? im loving this.

and i dont think that anyone is dumb enough to actually try any of this unless they really had to ya know.

 

Why lock it? All it is is stories no diffrent then street racing just diffrent person your running. No I'm NOT saying and NEVER have said its a good Idea to run from the police but ppl have done it and will continue to do it regarless of the thread. Why not let people share there stories for entertainment?

Lost- thats quite a story man I'd say you got REALLY luckly with that stunt. Hopefully ya learned from that.

 

Good storys!

 

lock the thread? dont be a prude.

lost. wow, my hero. damn good story

 

That's some good **** there Lost..

Always 1 party pooper..

 

Haven't had an incident myself yet, but damn, no wonder why our insurance rates are so damn high..

 

couldn't the dealership guys id you ?

 

I only have one and its not all that good, I was in my 85z one night and ended up going to race this dude with a really nice looking IROC. So we went out on a highway north of town and get to it, its me, him, and one of his buddies following in a pickup. anyways as we where getting up probably a little over a 100 I see a car coming up from one of the side roads. so we slow down and turn around and as we are heading back to town I see a cop(I guess the car I saw on the side road) coming up from the side of the highway we where just on. We split up and luckly the cop followed him and not me. I ended up turning back on to the original road a couple miles down the road and see the dude with the IROC pulled over, as I pull on to that road the cop comes up and follows me for a couple of miles but never pulled me over. I guess he didn't get a good look at my car cause it was dark and there weren't any lights out there on the highway. Never saw that IROC again.