Saab Bitch goes down!!!
I was on my home from work the other day and I was heading down Hwy 85 doing about 80 MPH. All of a sudden this little ******* driving an 05-06 Saab 9 series comes flying accross 3 lanes of traffic and rides my ***. I stay at the same speed and when I merge into the far right lane to take my exit he does the same thing. I stop at the light which is straight shot for about 2 miles. I get in my lane to get home and I am getting pissed at this point cause he has been riding my *** for 2 miles. He rolls his window down and he asked my why I wouldn't get out of his way. I said 80MPH in a 65 zone is fast enough and it's not my fault he couldn't go around. He then tells me that anything slower than him he expects to move out of the way.
I put it simply okay then smart ***. We go on green and if I am slower than you I will accept that I should move out of your way next time I see you.
Light turns green and I lay into his ***.
He runs damn close for a second as I spin and as I hammer it into 2nd I flyby his *** and pull an easy 4 cars on him by the top of 3rd. To add insult to injury he is still trying to keep up with me. I stay into it until about 140 MPH and finally slow down.
I stuck my finger out through the t-top and flicked him off. What a bitch thinking that he owns the freaking road just because he drives a Saab. So the whole "made from Jets" remarks that Saab says where was the jets when the guy needed em?
I put it simply okay then smart ***. We go on green and if I am slower than you I will accept that I should move out of your way next time I see you. Light turns green and I lay into his ***.
He runs damn close for a second as I spin and as I hammer it into 2nd I flyby his *** and pull an easy 4 cars on him by the top of 3rd. To add insult to injury he is still trying to keep up with me. I stay into it until about 140 MPH and finally slow down.
I stuck my finger out through the t-top and flicked him off. What a bitch thinking that he owns the freaking road just because he drives a Saab. So the whole "made from Jets" remarks that Saab says where was the jets when the guy needed em?
why not just move out of the way and let him go by. if it was the far left lane, your not supposed to cruise in it anyway. What did flipping him off prove? Road rage solves nothing.
Originally Posted by tpduke112
why not just move out of the way and let him go by. if it was the far left lane, your not supposed to cruise in it anyway. What did flipping him off prove? Road rage solves nothing.
Yeah if you're in the FARthest left lane (not counting HOV), Nobody is passing on the right because thats not how it works on the highway.
Good kill though. and **** that guy.
Good kill though. and **** that guy.
Last edited by Finite1; Jun 27, 2007 at 05:29 PM.
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y wont u pass on the right? if the guy in front of me is going slower than id like i pass right left over under. why the hell would u write in his kill story about "the way it works on the highway" granted i hate it when people r in the left and not passing but i dont have any problem passin on the right. but nice car there though i wanted SOM
GOOD kill
GOOD kill
Originally Posted by DAn95
y wont u pass on the right?
Back on topic though, Nice Kill
Flipping him off may have been a bit excessive, but whatever.
Originally Posted by tpduke112
why not just move out of the way and let him go by. if it was the far left lane, your not supposed to cruise in it anyway. What did flipping him off prove? Road rage solves nothing.
Makes you feel better though. I have road rage bad....Ive even got out of my car at a stop light before.lol Some dude yelled at my wife. It ended up being some punk 16 year old kid so I didnt break his face.
He was just having some fun with his buddies.
Originally Posted by 2006vette
Makes you feel better though. I have road rage bad....Ive even got out of my car at a stop light before.lol Some dude yelled at my wife. It ended up being some punk 16 year old kid so I didnt break his face.
He was just having some fun with his buddies.
He was just having some fun with his buddies. Haha...he just kept saying he was sorry.
I dont mind that much if people yell at my wife as long as its kept 1/2 way clean. This kid was way out of line with what he said. Repeating it would prolly get me smacked with the ban stick.lol I dont think he was expecting to get stuck next to me at a red light though.lol
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...8-20043-14.jpg
Thats actually how I got my wifes number. I yelled at her at a stop light.lol
I dont mind that much if people yell at my wife as long as its kept 1/2 way clean. This kid was way out of line with what he said. Repeating it would prolly get me smacked with the ban stick.lol I dont think he was expecting to get stuck next to me at a red light though.lol
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...8-20043-14.jpg
Thats actually how I got my wifes number. I yelled at her at a stop light.lol


