Mach 1 Raped
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From: College Station/La Porte, TX
Originally Posted by H/C/I Stang
So I'm on my way to a car meet by myself when a Mustang GT, Mach 1, and 03/04 Cobra fly by me. They all slow down and the GT keeps revving at me with his weak-*** raspy mufflers. Not even worth it... They go on in front of me and wind up going to the meet I am.
I get there. Park. Talk with some buddies and try to get something lined up. Well, wouldn't you know the Mach 1 wants to run. We agree on a road and all that jazz. The Mach 1 had bolt-ons, suspension, and possibly a tune. Well he wants to go from a 20 punch on a major freeway... WTF? I ask for a 40 so it's good for us both. "No... Dig or 20!" he tells me. Wtf x2? Dig on a gaddamn freeway? He says "oh, it's not too busy at this time." Wow... I ask for a 30. Still no dice. I say **** it then I'm just gonna spin too bad (stock 16s.) He says, "How about a 20 then a 40?" I knew I was gonna reel him in anyways from the 20 even though I WILL spin. Why would you want to do a 40 after you get smoked from your requested roll? I play by his rules and we head out.
We go out to the road and line them up at 20 MPH. He honked them off like his life depended on it. 123GO! No pause, just 123GO!. He jumps out, of course, but only by about a half car. I feather the gas through first. I slam second, spin, pedal it, and finally get traction. Put a car on him by the top of 2nd and another two or so by the top of 3rd. Cocky kid... Then, out of nowhere, the unmistakable RICER FLY-BY.
This guy gets his roll speed, his area, and the hit. And loses...
Another non-believer gets the smack down.
I get there. Park. Talk with some buddies and try to get something lined up. Well, wouldn't you know the Mach 1 wants to run. We agree on a road and all that jazz. The Mach 1 had bolt-ons, suspension, and possibly a tune. Well he wants to go from a 20 punch on a major freeway... WTF? I ask for a 40 so it's good for us both. "No... Dig or 20!" he tells me. Wtf x2? Dig on a gaddamn freeway? He says "oh, it's not too busy at this time." Wow... I ask for a 30. Still no dice. I say **** it then I'm just gonna spin too bad (stock 16s.) He says, "How about a 20 then a 40?" I knew I was gonna reel him in anyways from the 20 even though I WILL spin. Why would you want to do a 40 after you get smoked from your requested roll? I play by his rules and we head out.
We go out to the road and line them up at 20 MPH. He honked them off like his life depended on it. 123GO! No pause, just 123GO!. He jumps out, of course, but only by about a half car. I feather the gas through first. I slam second, spin, pedal it, and finally get traction. Put a car on him by the top of 2nd and another two or so by the top of 3rd. Cocky kid... Then, out of nowhere, the unmistakable RICER FLY-BY.
This guy gets his roll speed, his area, and the hit. And loses...
Another non-believer gets the smack down.
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one
Last edited by TLUZLS1; Aug 6, 2007 at 10:14 PM.
Originally Posted by 3.4camaro
Cool. I'm going to the track on Friday, if my injectors show up. After that Ill probly be at teaworks or HEB. We'll go race 
EDIT- Tu es el mexican? IDK!

EDIT- Tu es el mexican? IDK!

Yeah the title kinda made me think we were gonna be linked to a youtube video that was out of focus and moving around. And a 20-something guy is screaming when his pride and joy is ravaged again, and again, and again.
Sorry I just watched GLADIATOR last night.
Sorry I just watched GLADIATOR last night.
Originally Posted by TLUZLS1
FWIW, the mach only has an slp catback, bassani off-road x, and a steeda triax shifter(i think). No tune. Catback and midpipe. He has the same issues with traction so that argument is pointless. LOL wow you are so mistaken about a bunch of stuff. Where the hell did you get the idea that he had suspension mods and a tune? Damn dude quit lying or go sell your car for a honda...
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one

Originally Posted by TLUZLS1
FWIW, the mach only has an slp catback, bassani off-road x, and a steeda triax shifter(i think). No tune. Catback and midpipe. He has the same issues with traction so that argument is pointless. LOL wow you are so mistaken about a bunch of stuff. Where the hell did you get the idea that he had suspension mods and a tune? Damn dude quit lying or go sell your car for a honda...
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one

Originally Posted by SprayinNprayin
yea i know the mach that yall are talking about and it has ran many bolt on fbodies and never has it lost by any more that half a car. I agree that you have to have gears atleast to pull like that on him.
Originally Posted by TRMach1
Hmmm, Mach 1 drivers in Texas must all be heat stroked or something. 

Originally Posted by 5w20
want to wager that confidence?
. Second of all id be more than happy to wager on the stock geared bolt on formula pulling 3 cars on the mach by the end of third. so
Originally Posted by SprayinNprayin
First of all i wasnt talking to you so why dont you get off of H/C/I stang's
. Second of all id be more than happy to wager on the stock geared bolt on formula pulling 3 cars on the mach by the end of third. so 
. Second of all id be more than happy to wager on the stock geared bolt on formula pulling 3 cars on the mach by the end of third. so 
Originally Posted by SprayinNprayin
First of all i wasnt talking to you so why dont you get off of H/C/I stang's
. Second of all id be more than happy to wager on the stock geared bolt on formula pulling 3 cars on the mach by the end of third. so 
. Second of all id be more than happy to wager on the stock geared bolt on formula pulling 3 cars on the mach by the end of third. so 

I'm down to do this run again for money. My stock gearing bolt-on Formula pulling 3 on that very Mach 1. Same everything about the run.
Get back to me, oh confident one.
Originally Posted by TLUZLS1
FWIW, the mach only has an slp catback, bassani off-road x, and a steeda triax shifter(i think). No tune. Catback and midpipe. He has the same issues with traction so that argument is pointless. LOL wow you are so mistaken about a bunch of stuff. Where the hell did you get the idea that he had suspension mods and a tune? Damn dude quit lying or go sell your car for a honda...
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one
Bottom line, you beat a lightly modded mach 1, and you have unknown mods so this "kill" is void in my opinion. You claim 3 lengths by the top third? Ok well you either have gears or a little shot of the gas. This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard.
Sounds like you are the cocky one

"Damn dude quit lying or go sell your car for a honda..."
This statement has to be THE worst things I have EVER heard someone say. It makes no sense. Liars drive Hondas or what???
"This mach runs too strong for a lid/cutout or even full bolton ls1 to pull it that hard."
ROTFLOL!!! You obviously doubt or have no sense of what full bolt-ons plus a good driver does to one of these cars...
Daddy's checkbook racers make me lol
Originally Posted by SprayinNprayin
yea i know the mach that yall are talking about and it has ran many bolt on fbodies and never has it lost by any more that half a car. I agree that you have to have gears atleast to pull like that on him.
I have to have gears huh?
Originally Posted by H/C/I Stang
He is speaking for me in my absence. Soooo 
I'm down to do this run again for money. My stock gearing bolt-on Formula pulling 3 on that very Mach 1. Same everything about the run.
Get back to me, oh confident one.

I'm down to do this run again for money. My stock gearing bolt-on Formula pulling 3 on that very Mach 1. Same everything about the run.
Get back to me, oh confident one.

