Well all started off innocently enough with me and my friend hanging out at the local Safeway. Started off about 9:00 just sitting for awhile, shootin the ****, making fun of eachothers cars, I make fun of how his cruise control doesn't work, he makes of of my camber alignment. Typical GMvsFord conversations. SO about 10 we get tired of being the only people in the Safeway, goto Village in and get a pie, thinking of **** to do just once we get out. around 10:30 we go back to Safeway STILL BORED.

So right as we're about to head to the other hang out I notice a BOV, so I start looking around, and I notice a Colbalt SS running around, tryin to be a madtytedrifteryo(find out why later). So i look at my friend with a huge grin on my face and just say "I'm gonna go have some fun." As I turn on my car. I drive out and its perfect I mean PERFECT. I mean hes got his girlfriend in his car and shes prolly the reason he was drifting around. Shes eyeing the car and me . Roll down the window ask him what its got in it, all I can get is "It's stock." Now at this point I'm thinking, BS ALL AT ONCE. I heard a BOV I know that much, and last time I checked Roots style BOV's are non exhistant. So he asks what I've got and I just say, stock with a shifter. So I flip off TCS and just launch it at about 3k and since it rained earlier that day I didn't go anywhere for half a second. Bang second and 3rd and he's about 2 buses behind me at this point and turns off.

So myself and my Foxbody friend head back to Safeway. And once again argue about GMvsFord, somehow we get on the subject of how the extra .7L in my engine doesn't help with hp, I'm still confused about that conversation , anyways I hear ANOTHER BOV, so once again we start looking around, and I see a turbo'd civic I had seen a couple nights ago in while I was cruising around in my TSi. He CLAIMS he runs 12's and he CLAIMS he has a T3/T4 setup. So he thinks he's a badass and starts revving up his engine, so I follow him to the highway and I give him the 3 honks at about 50mph, and we get goin, I literally shut down at 100, cause I was already 7 cars ahead of him. And once again the ricer turns off with his tail between his legs.


So myself and the Ford chase car turn off and line up at the light, green light drops and we start goin, I give it about half throttle and let him have some fun, then I go F-body on his 91 and LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR...er something like that, and pull him by a few cars before I shut down.

All in all a good night.... Ending around 1:15

 

Good kills bro.

Please god tall me you didnt waste a Saturday night hanging out at Safeway.lol

 

Good kills..
I wish I ran into more Cars around here that want to run..there isn't alot here. It's just a 95 Camaro with a little lope..

 

nice kills man, those cobalts are really starting to fall into the domestic rice category. Especially with the crowd that seems to like them

 

Yea its sucks with them, what pisses me off is he tried to pass off the car being stock when anyone could hear that bov...

 

Good storytelling - I look forward to more. Cobalts are crap.

 

hahaha good kills

 

so what the hell is up with that cobalt, bov on a roots style, like you said no such thing and who would turbo one that already supercharged, it was prob a reg cobalt with a turbo, and some ss badges

 

LMAO I like that quote nice kill.

 

fried rice is some tasty ****

 

Good kills. It had to be boring though. No fun racing anyone that doesn't stand a chance.

 

it is when they think they do...

 

lol @ the story. I forgot to reply when I read this a couple days ago, Nice kills man!

 

Yea, I thought the civic MIGHT have a chance, but he just proved that he was a **** talking ricer that cant back up his claims... but the others were kinda boring.

 

Oh update, took down an EvoVIII last night, guy with the turbo civics friend.

Showed up to see one of my friends off, moving to AZZ, and the Evo shows up, with his little tag along civic buddy. Now I know this guy has intake, exhaust and a chip, not sure on a b/c but I have heard from his friends that he has one. So I show up with $50 in my pocket(heh left overs from buying college books) and a smile on my face.... Let me rephrase that, EVIL GRIN. I walk up start shooting the ****, and look over and say, so who's got the POS over there. Guy looks up and says what the riced out berreta. "Er.. No the riced out lancer with the front mount..." Now this guy looks pissed, I mean LIVID. He gets all up in my face and says, "Well what the hell you got, thats a EVOOO aight dog, it's tuuuuurrrboed and has a aem intake system." By this time his friend had already left, seems his g/f called.... Or maybe he say the Blue devil sitting in the parking lot I'm not sure, but it had something to do with someone being a *****.

ANYWAYS, I point to the firechicken, and say "That." Knowing full well he doesn't know what a firehawk is... He looks at it and goes "What that thing, it's not even a Ram Air" I kinda hold back my usual package correctness and just say. "Yea its a base firebird with some cool aftermarket stuff." So I pop the hood he looks at it and before I even close the driver side door I hear something that makes my evil grin rival that of pervert finding a free **** site. "This thing isn't even a V8!"... I hold back my laughter for later. "Yea like I said its a base model."

"Why the hell should I waste my gas on something that's not even a V8"

"I have $50 says that your POS ricer cant even beat a base model."

Now I have to admit at this point I am somewhat worried of racing with someone that dumb, but hell I thought I might as well assert my GM dominance over the asian pack in my area. Anyways discovery channel allusions aside, he eye kinda twitches. You know that twitch you get when your holding back a smile from someone. Yes thats what I'm looking for. Anyways I say best 2 out of 3. He agrees and we head out.

Now this is why I'm pissed off my brother is in TX cause I wanted to get a video of this and post it in every Mistu forum I could find. But I digress. I choose one mph he chooses another and we agree on the 3rd to make it fair. I chose 60 a perfect 3rd gear punch. He chose something so original I was stunned, he wanted to go from a dig, , and the third was from a 40 roll.

So we line up and go from a dig, I look down thinking to myself whether or not I should switch tcs off... I go with the obvious choice when racing a awd car, leave it off and heat up the tires, makes it more interesting when catching up. So we go at 3 honks and I launch it at 3300, well I shouldn't say launch, I started at 3300 went to 5700 and by the time I hit 15mph I was back down to 4000, and him about a car and a half ahead of me, so I ****** 2nd and catch back up to him about at his door, then ****** 3rd and pull him by a good 3 lengths.

We slow back down to 40 and go again, drop it into 2nd, and I can tell he's brake boosting, seams a little early to be using that kinda trump card on a V6 . So we go and bang through the gears again, and I end up about 4 1/2 cars ahead of him this time.

Finally we stop and he says all or nothing on the 60 roll, I kinda chuckle and say ok, we head upto speed and he doesn't brake boost this time, I don't know why but maybe it it because he truly is an imbecill, so we go on 3 honks and I just pull him like its nothing else, about 5 cars I'de say before I shut down. We go back to safeway and he barely wants to get out of his car, so I do the honorable thing and get out of mine to taunt him, now I did this for about 3 minutes before I got tired of making fun of him for losing to a base model V6. Finally I ask him for the money which he whole heartedly refuses to give up before he checks my car for nitrous. I of course allow him to do a full cavity search that homeland security would be proud of. But to no avail, he didn't get the satisfaction of finding a sneaky pete kit, or dirty sanches kit, or whatever they call them nowadays. So after I get my money I kinda sit there and look at it feeling guilty.... sort of. So as he is about to leave, I ask him what his mods are, and he tells me, and he says he doesn't know how he got beat by a base model firebird. I kinda think to myself and do the nice thing to do.

"Oh did I say firebird... I meant base model FIREHAWK, looks like when you were looking at my engine you forgot to notice the 2 intake runners in the back. Btw the Firehawk is the top model firebird you can get, so don't feel too bad that you lost to a completely stock, ancient pushrod technology big heavy V8."

I don't think I'm gonna be able to hustle anymore people with the old, "Oh yea it's a V6 trick after that." Nor do I think I'm gonna have anyone saying my car is slow, word travels quick in the racing community here lol.

 

Good kills.

 

He looks at it and goes "What that thing, it's not even a Ram Air"...

You know the saying "know thy enemy"... you'd think they'd be smart enough to do that. I dont know about most people, but I have a pretty good idea of where my car stands against any car on the road.
...You'd think the Evo and other import guys would be smart enough to know that there is no real difference between "Ram Air" and "Not Ram Air", you know, like do some research or something before they go running their mouths.

When I dont know something, I do the logical thing and ask...

Good kills, by-the-by

 

Yea he's not the smartest guy on earth, but at least his dad has the smart sense to own a domestic, but bein stupid must run in the family, cause its a ford...

 

good kill, but why would you breakboost a stock turbo evo, the turbos are so small theres basically no turbo lag neway.

 

Brake boosting makes a difference even on the stock turbo.