Fast Cobalt "SS"???
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Wow I'll bet the hair on your back stood up when you saw a Cobalt in your mirror, great kill, proud of you!!
The reason folks in lesser powered vehicles challenge HIGH PERFORMANCE vehicles is the same mentality as a small dog barking at a large dog. Looking for a reaction!!
Someday you'll value life a little more than driving 115.8909999 mph on the streets.
I'll bet on the Cobalt web page, J-Body, Delta Force, or Blown 2.0, this race reads like this: Me and dude were minding our own business when an *** CLOWN in his parents 98 T/A revvvvvvved on me. I was only behind by a couple of cars until I exited. I thought those T/A were quicker than that..
If you're really interested in seeing how a real Cobalt can run find the state of PA this week-end. There will be a minimum of three, two Yellow one Blue Cobalts that will just hand you your car keys. They are RWD, have one less gear than you, a little larger engine and will run the 1/4 mile in 6.7 seconds or less. Cobalts are fun to drive. They are not the fastest sled on the slope. But remember everyone doesn't drive like John Force. I've excepted that fact, good luck! I've experienced the thrill of beating RWD vehicles with a automatic FWD car - priceless!!
OLD MAN AND HIS DOGS!
The reason folks in lesser powered vehicles challenge HIGH PERFORMANCE vehicles is the same mentality as a small dog barking at a large dog. Looking for a reaction!!
Someday you'll value life a little more than driving 115.8909999 mph on the streets.
I'll bet on the Cobalt web page, J-Body, Delta Force, or Blown 2.0, this race reads like this: Me and dude were minding our own business when an *** CLOWN in his parents 98 T/A revvvvvvved on me. I was only behind by a couple of cars until I exited. I thought those T/A were quicker than that..
If you're really interested in seeing how a real Cobalt can run find the state of PA this week-end. There will be a minimum of three, two Yellow one Blue Cobalts that will just hand you your car keys. They are RWD, have one less gear than you, a little larger engine and will run the 1/4 mile in 6.7 seconds or less. Cobalts are fun to drive. They are not the fastest sled on the slope. But remember everyone doesn't drive like John Force. I've excepted that fact, good luck! I've experienced the thrill of beating RWD vehicles with a automatic FWD car - priceless!!
OLD MAN AND HIS DOGS!
Once GM ditches the SC and goes turbo, it will be game on. Look at what some of the SKY and Solstice guys are doing. I just wish they would make a cobalt size car RWD with turbo 2.0. That would be kickin trash all day long for low bucks...
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From: DFW, TX
Originally Posted by Jakes Dad
Wow I'll bet the hair on your back stood up when you saw a Cobalt in your mirror, great kill, proud of you!!
The reason folks in lesser powered vehicles challenge HIGH PERFORMANCE vehicles is the same mentality as a small dog barking at a large dog. Looking for a reaction!!
Someday you'll value life a little more than driving 115.8909999 mph on the streets.
I'll bet on the Cobalt web page, J-Body, Delta Force, or Blown 2.0, this race reads like this: Me and dude were minding our own business when an *** CLOWN in his parents 98 T/A revvvvvvved on me. I was only behind by a couple of cars until I exited. I thought those T/A were quicker than that..
If you're really interested in seeing how a real Cobalt can run find the state of PA this week-end. There will be a minimum of three, two Yellow one Blue Cobalts that will just hand you your car keys. They are RWD, have one less gear than you, a little larger engine and will run the 1/4 mile in 6.7 seconds or less. Cobalts are fun to drive. They are not the fastest sled on the slope. But remember everyone doesn't drive like John Force. I've excepted that fact, good luck! I've experienced the thrill of beating RWD vehicles with a automatic FWD car - priceless!!
OLD MAN AND HIS DOGS!
The reason folks in lesser powered vehicles challenge HIGH PERFORMANCE vehicles is the same mentality as a small dog barking at a large dog. Looking for a reaction!!
Someday you'll value life a little more than driving 115.8909999 mph on the streets.
I'll bet on the Cobalt web page, J-Body, Delta Force, or Blown 2.0, this race reads like this: Me and dude were minding our own business when an *** CLOWN in his parents 98 T/A revvvvvvved on me. I was only behind by a couple of cars until I exited. I thought those T/A were quicker than that..
If you're really interested in seeing how a real Cobalt can run find the state of PA this week-end. There will be a minimum of three, two Yellow one Blue Cobalts that will just hand you your car keys. They are RWD, have one less gear than you, a little larger engine and will run the 1/4 mile in 6.7 seconds or less. Cobalts are fun to drive. They are not the fastest sled on the slope. But remember everyone doesn't drive like John Force. I've excepted that fact, good luck! I've experienced the thrill of beating RWD vehicles with a automatic FWD car - priceless!!
OLD MAN AND HIS DOGS!
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Originally Posted by Irunelevens
I tried, but I can't understand wtf you're talking about...
Step #1 read original post. If you can remember that read all the posts. If you can't, skip to mine.
See if you can figure this out? I'll bet your parents were
when you wanted to move away from home. 
now.
old man and his dogs 
Originally Posted by iamnitrox
Yeah right.
I was getting on the 60 in Mesa to find two yahoos in cobalt SS's driving like idiots, swerving in and out of traffic, trying to get me to chase them at about 95mph. I decided to show them to leave fourbangers to the japs. With the A/C on, I flew by at about 115 and left them in my dust for a while. It would have taken them about two miles to catch up to my 115 by the speed they were trying to catch me at. I've driven those cars, not impressed. Sadly, A little old lady going about 60 boxed me in and the retards drove past two lanes over. (in the traditional ricer mentality "If I pass you, EVEN if you slow down, I beat you" I might add) All I can do is sigh. If I could have talked, I might have told them i has better races with HONDAS!!!!!
I was getting on the 60 in Mesa to find two yahoos in cobalt SS's driving like idiots, swerving in and out of traffic, trying to get me to chase them at about 95mph. I decided to show them to leave fourbangers to the japs. With the A/C on, I flew by at about 115 and left them in my dust for a while. It would have taken them about two miles to catch up to my 115 by the speed they were trying to catch me at. I've driven those cars, not impressed. Sadly, A little old lady going about 60 boxed me in and the retards drove past two lanes over. (in the traditional ricer mentality "If I pass you, EVEN if you slow down, I beat you" I might add) All I can do is sigh. If I could have talked, I might have told them i has better races with HONDAS!!!!!
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From: auburn, california
Originally Posted by WRX-ERROR
Last time I hit the track I saw an S R T 4 running low 12's. When I lined up with him I got a nice whole shot and by the 1/8 I could see him coming hard. By the 1/4 he had me by 2 cars.
S R T 4 = IL4 banger
Low 12's = Descent Pass
Well Most people compare cars to cars of the same build
Camaro vs Mustang
STi vs EVO
Cobalt vs S R T 4
Well depending on that year and model the Camaro & Mustang have battled back and forth. The STi and EVO have been a drivers race since day one. Now the Cobalt vs the S R T 4 is a one sided race and always has been. Stock for stock the Dodge wins in every category. Modded and the gap widens. GM has the block to beat Dodge but for some reason they just keep holding back. There is so much crap you can by for the neons it reminds me of the Ford 302ci from the late 80's. Last Sunday I run my car at a SCCA event and 2 neons there both ran better times then me. I manager a 39.54 and they both hit high 38's. FOD ran a 35.6. The only dumb thing Dodge did went it came to the neon was discontinue it.
S R T 4 = IL4 banger
Low 12's = Descent Pass
Well Most people compare cars to cars of the same build
Camaro vs Mustang
STi vs EVO
Cobalt vs S R T 4
Well depending on that year and model the Camaro & Mustang have battled back and forth. The STi and EVO have been a drivers race since day one. Now the Cobalt vs the S R T 4 is a one sided race and always has been. Stock for stock the Dodge wins in every category. Modded and the gap widens. GM has the block to beat Dodge but for some reason they just keep holding back. There is so much crap you can by for the neons it reminds me of the Ford 302ci from the late 80's. Last Sunday I run my car at a SCCA event and 2 neons there both ran better times then me. I manager a 39.54 and they both hit high 38's. FOD ran a 35.6. The only dumb thing Dodge did went it came to the neon was discontinue it.
the mustang has NOTHING on the camaro, its pathetic................of course this doesnt go for SVT vehicles
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From: Hicksville NY
Originally Posted by Sigforty
There is only one company that has come out with the kit recently. I do not remember their name, but they are in Canada.
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From: Mesa, AZ
Originally Posted by V-seriesTech
sweet. Your 346ci V8, beat a 120 inch 4 cylinder.
Awesome kill.
Awesome kill.
Originally Posted by iamnitrox
Meaning that I lost HP and still owned those guys
Originally Posted by Quik Z06
Im sorry, but when has mid 14's been considered quick? I would say mid 13's at least is "pretty quick" I dont know, maybe its just me 
Originally Posted by Jakes Dad
Wow I'll bet the hair on your back stood up when you saw a Cobalt in your mirror, great kill, proud of you!!
The reason folks in lesser powered vehicles challenge HIGH PERFORMANCE vehicles is the same mentality as a small dog barking at a large dog. Looking for a reaction!!
Someday you'll value life a little more than driving 115.8909999 mph on the streets.
I'll bet on the Cobalt web page, J-Body, Delta Force, or Blown 2.0, this race reads like this: Me and dude were minding our own business when an *** CLOWN in his parents 98 T/A revvvvvvved on me. I was only behind by a couple of cars until I exited. I thought those T/A were quicker than that..
If you're really interested in seeing how a real Cobalt can run find the state of PA this week-end. There will be a minimum of three, two Yellow one Blue Cobalts that will just hand you your car keys. They are RWD, have one less gear than you, a little larger engine and will run the 1/4 mile in 6.7 seconds or less. Cobalts are fun to drive. They are not the fastest sled on the slope. But remember everyone doesn't drive like John Force. I've excepted that fact, good luck! I've experienced the thrill of beating RWD vehicles with a automatic FWD car - priceless!!
OLD MAN AND HIS DOGS!
The reason folks in lesser powered vehicles challenge HIGH PERFORMANCE vehicles is the same mentality as a small dog barking at a large dog. Looking for a reaction!!
Someday you'll value life a little more than driving 115.8909999 mph on the streets.
I'll bet on the Cobalt web page, J-Body, Delta Force, or Blown 2.0, this race reads like this: Me and dude were minding our own business when an *** CLOWN in his parents 98 T/A revvvvvvved on me. I was only behind by a couple of cars until I exited. I thought those T/A were quicker than that..
If you're really interested in seeing how a real Cobalt can run find the state of PA this week-end. There will be a minimum of three, two Yellow one Blue Cobalts that will just hand you your car keys. They are RWD, have one less gear than you, a little larger engine and will run the 1/4 mile in 6.7 seconds or less. Cobalts are fun to drive. They are not the fastest sled on the slope. But remember everyone doesn't drive like John Force. I've excepted that fact, good luck! I've experienced the thrill of beating RWD vehicles with a automatic FWD car - priceless!!
OLD MAN AND HIS DOGS!
I hope you are not actually in your 60's.
You have multiple subjects in each paragraph you write yet they seem to have no actual point.
Its like a rambling 16 year old who just acquired his 1st car and found the internet.
If anyone wants some entertaining "deep thoughts" by old dog, search his posts and get some
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Originally Posted by Jakes Dad
Don't let it bother you, find someone to read it to you.
Step #1 read original post. If you can remember that read all the posts. If you can't, skip to mine.
See if you can figure this out? I'll bet your parents were when you wanted to move away from home. now.
old man and his dogs
Step #1 read original post. If you can remember that read all the posts. If you can't, skip to mine.
See if you can figure this out? I'll bet your parents were
when you wanted to move away from home. now. old man and his dogs
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From: Tucson AZ
Originally Posted by hugger1975
Don't get your panties in a bunch tough guy 
I'm just joking around and ya have to pull the flag.
Being a little older myself, I think its comical that adults ramble like children.
Is he your daddy?
Have a nice day
I'm just joking around and ya have to pull the flag.
Being a little older myself, I think its comical that adults ramble like children.
Is he your daddy?
Have a nice day
Originally Posted by V-seriesTech
sweet. Your 346ci V8, beat a 120 inch 4 cylinder.
Awesome kill.
Awesome kill.
Originally Posted by hugger1975
need to word it better then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fixed
and
fixed
and
Boy was I embarassed. Of course, this happens after I explained how badass the LT1 TA was compared to the rampant rice in the Seattle area.
By the grace of God, after cranking that engine countless times, I was able to convince the car to "roll" home at 15-20mph, misfiring the entire 5 miles.
Originally Posted by Irunelevens
If you ever paid attention to other people on this site, you'd see that I'm not the only person that thinks you never make sense
I understood what he was saying, but it still managed to confuse the **** out of me.
Originally Posted by NightWindDriftr
That smiley gave me a flashback of a horrible LT1 memory. There's nothing more embarassing than dropping off two ladies, shutting the ignition and escorting them to their door, then walking back to your car to crank it, only to find that it barely held idle and died 3 seconds later.
Boy was I embarassed. Of course, this happens after I explained how badass the LT1 TA was compared to the rampant rice in the Seattle area.
By the grace of God, after cranking that engine countless times, I was able to convince the car to "roll" home at 15-20mph, misfiring the entire 5 miles.
Boy was I embarassed. Of course, this happens after I explained how badass the LT1 TA was compared to the rampant rice in the Seattle area.
By the grace of God, after cranking that engine countless times, I was able to convince the car to "roll" home at 15-20mph, misfiring the entire 5 miles.
happened to me on the way to a new job (I had a 94 z)One of the motivations to get my hugger.
*wait, did you say 2 ladies?
