crazy rice
crazy rice I'm heading to work today (I got called in thats what I get for working at a telephone, isp, etc... company) and I am running late. Really late. So I'm traveling slightly above the posted limit. I'm rolling through town and I see a ford probe in the turn lane going left at a light. Dang thing has flamed lights and get this, one of those huge sets of white bulls nuts swinging out back. I deal with rice all the time. The only reason I am posting this is because of the following. The dude must have been itching for a race or something because we both got a green, one for him to turn left and one for me to go straight, and the bastard hops over into my lane cutting cars off behind me hauling ***. I have three more lights to go through before I get to divided highway and he is weaving and bobbing to get to me. And right at the next to last light he hops in the right lane next to me. The light was red as we are rolling up on it and turns green and I'm not in a racing mood. I don't want to do it (tons of traffic) and he is riding beside me in like first revving the **** out of his extremely loud six banger probe as we go through the intersection. We go over a hill with a big straight and finally no traffic. I look over and give him the go ahead sign. He says on three and I literally start laughing. He beeps three times I mash it the car downshifts to second and I shutdown at 90 or so several cars ahead. We get stopped at the next light. He rolls down his window and says is that a z28 because clearly he thought it was a six. I say no. (it's not technically LOL). He says he wants to go again from the light. I say "no I don't want to attract any more attention than your rice already does!" The light turns green and he is all pissed and takes off hard. I pass him when he pulls off to turn around and go back where ever he was going. I'm sure he saw me smiling.
what a tool! 
