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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip
I just want to let you know about the small
accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't
get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned
into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted
personality you will forgive me. You know how much I
love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX





P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 07:15 PM
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Arkansas plates, FAIL.
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 08:13 PM
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id be slightly angry if i was uninsured
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 09:16 PM
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Who the **** owns a POS ford truck and a damn Ferrari at the same time? I might understand a powerstroke.
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ZONES89RS
Who the **** owns a POS ford truck and a damn Ferrari at the same time? I might understand a powerstroke.
hahaha so true, wtf was that guy thinkin, getting a ferrari with a POS ford, looks like he couldnt decide which one was gonna stay in the garage
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 09:36 PM
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Damm somebody f*cked up!
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ZONES89RS
Who the **** owns a POS ford truck and a damn Ferrari at the same time? I might understand a powerstroke.
alot of the people in NW Arkansas move from cali because its cheap and calm. You have to have a truck or 4WD vehicle for the snow and mountains. You see alot of things like that.
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 09:43 PM
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So thats what a 360 would look like with a 2/4 drop.
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truck was the DD lol
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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