Originally Posted by NemeSS

mang! hol up
u alredy know i would be swangin and bangin in da turning lane
in dat candy paint slab, homie forgot the 5th wheel but ya still grippin wood
im da ballin'est thug playa pimp in da' hood.

sorry

Originally Posted by Morbid

He said:

Sir, I beg your pardon
You should already be aware that I, a self-proclaimed connoisseur and provider of female services, would gladly listen to my music at high volume whilst driving this fine automobile. It saddens me that this vehicle does not have a spare tire equipped on the rear bonnet. The artificial wood grain makes for poor tactile grip (which may cause me to veer into another lane, but I digress; ) it is appealing to the eye.

My apologies.