Date with a stripper?
01-20-2009, 06:55 PM
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01-20-2009, 06:57 PM
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Truth:
All women are crazy
2nd truth:
The better looking they are, the crazier they probably are.
3rd truth:
Most strippers were/are sexually abused. This compounds 1st and 2nd truth.
4th truth:
You are likely to get something you don't want out of this.
5th truth:
You really want to be with a woman that slings her stuff/tongue all over other mens' Johnsons? If so, you need standards, morals, and common sense.
6th truth:
If she's hot enough in the daylight, you'll risk all of the above and find out first hand that they are all true.
All women are crazy
2nd truth:
The better looking they are, the crazier they probably are.
3rd truth:
Most strippers were/are sexually abused. This compounds 1st and 2nd truth.
4th truth:
You are likely to get something you don't want out of this.
5th truth:
You really want to be with a woman that slings her stuff/tongue all over other mens' Johnsons? If so, you need standards, morals, and common sense.
6th truth:
If she's hot enough in the daylight, you'll risk all of the above and find out first hand that they are all true.
01-20-2009, 07:02 PM
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01-20-2009, 07:10 PM
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Truth:
All women are crazy
2nd truth:
The better looking they are, the crazier they probably are.
3rd truth:
Most strippers were/are sexually abused. This compounds 1st and 2nd truth.
4th truth:
You are likely to get something you don't want out of this.
5th truth:
You really want to be with a woman that slings her stuff/tongue all over other mens' Johnsons? If so, you need standards, morals, and common sense.
6th truth:
If she's hot enough in the daylight, you'll risk all of the above and find out first hand that they are all true.
All women are crazy
2nd truth:
The better looking they are, the crazier they probably are.
3rd truth:
Most strippers were/are sexually abused. This compounds 1st and 2nd truth.
4th truth:
You are likely to get something you don't want out of this.
5th truth:
You really want to be with a woman that slings her stuff/tongue all over other mens' Johnsons? If so, you need standards, morals, and common sense.
6th truth:
If she's hot enough in the daylight, you'll risk all of the above and find out first hand that they are all true.
01-20-2009, 08:06 PM
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Make sure you go to neutral grounds......last thing you need is beeing in the middle of it when all of a sudden 6'5'' , 250lbs Big Dude comes bargin into her bedroom lol
01-20-2009, 08:11 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ
watch out for the poison clam!
she will always be a tiptrick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ
watch out for the poison clam!
she will always be a tiptrick!
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01-20-2009, 08:18 PM
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Idk man... Might be tempting, but idk... As for the hit it and quit it, 1. You might catch something. Or 2. You might get a call a month or so later saying you're about to have a kid whether it's yours or not...
01-20-2009, 09:05 PM
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Reminds me of an old line: Peelers are stealers.
It might be a wild ride, and it might be fun while it lasts... but it will eventually come crashing down accompanied by mega doses of drama, aggravation, and you feeling like she stuck a vacuum cleaner in your wallet. And that is just if you are lucky.
01-20-2009, 09:10 PM
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Simple really this conundrum, "lower your standards, raise your average"
but to the OP, i have actually dated a stripper, knew she was a stripper, but knew her from out side of the club.....all in all it was a good time....somehow i found the one that wasnt batshit crazy that all of the others are talking about i guess.
good luck
but to the OP, i have actually dated a stripper, knew she was a stripper, but knew her from out side of the club.....all in all it was a good time....somehow i found the one that wasnt batshit crazy that all of the others are talking about i guess.
good luck
01-20-2009, 09:37 PM
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01-20-2009, 09:48 PM
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Just go out have good time (let her pay) hit it and have fun don't expect anything from it. Maybe she will start supporting your car hobby since she will have some extra cash laying around Who knows she may be the only sane one in the place. Or she could be a total spaz. Take your chances if you feel the need like I said don't expect anything from it and don't go to see her at work it will just **** you off and make her uncomfortable.