Ya right, It was probably your nasty ***

 

Truth:
All women are crazy
2nd truth:
The better looking they are, the crazier they probably are.
3rd truth:
Most strippers were/are sexually abused. This compounds 1st and 2nd truth.
4th truth:
You are likely to get something you don't want out of this.
5th truth:
You really want to be with a woman that slings her stuff/tongue all over other mens' Johnsons? If so, you need standards, morals, and common sense.
6th truth:
If she's hot enough in the daylight, you'll risk all of the above and find out first hand that they are all true.

 

^^^^

STDs... i consider those a bad thing.. along with a few other people that tend to agree...

 

Now that is funny.

 

lol

just go for it

 

You have to remember 99% of these girls are crazy and have daddy issues well not 99% but you know what I mean

 

Make sure you go to neutral grounds......last thing you need is beeing in the middle of it when all of a sudden 6'5'' , 250lbs Big Dude comes bargin into her bedroom lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ


watch out for the poison clam!
she will always be a tiptrick!

 

did u see any bullet wounds?

 

Idk man... Might be tempting, but idk... As for the hit it and quit it, 1. You might catch something. Or 2. You might get a call a month or so later saying you're about to have a kid whether it's yours or not...

 

I say bang the **** out of her and post up some pictures for Proof....


Other than that I bet she's a gold digger.

 

LOL i see some of you need to be schooled a little bit on strippers

 

I see Maury in your near future

 

Ben R is absolutely right. Spoken like a true wise man.


Reminds me of an old line: Peelers are stealers.

It might be a wild ride, and it might be fun while it lasts... but it will eventually come crashing down accompanied by mega doses of drama, aggravation, and you feeling like she stuck a vacuum cleaner in your wallet. And that is just if you are lucky.

 

Thats nasty man. But if she has a girlfriend who wants in too, it might be worth double bagging and hoping for the best.

 

Simple really this conundrum, "lower your standards, raise your average"


but to the OP, i have actually dated a stripper, knew she was a stripper, but knew her from out side of the club.....all in all it was a good time....somehow i found the one that wasnt batshit crazy that all of the others are talking about i guess.

good luck

 

STAY AWAY FROM THAT MONEY HUNGRY ****! Yeah, it happens. They do want what is in your pants, YOUR MONEY!

 

a woman can only be two of the following three things: Sexy, Sane, Single.

hit it, quit it... and do it at her place, dont let her know where you live

 

WERD......if she is hot theres no problem in messing around...just dont make a relationship out of it!!

 

Just go out have good time (let her pay) hit it and have fun don't expect anything from it. Maybe she will start supporting your car hobby since she will have some extra cash laying around Who knows she may be the only sane one in the place. Or she could be a total spaz. Take your chances if you feel the need like I said don't expect anything from it and don't go to see her at work it will just **** you off and make her uncomfortable.