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02-26-2009, 04:44 PM
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another good one
Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I say "So just the one blanket then?" She replies "Those are my pants.....not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML
02-26-2009, 04:49 PM
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Another good one...
And some people were just meant to be together
Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML
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02-26-2009, 05:23 PM
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Last one, but I had to share
Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
02-27-2009, 12:47 AM
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02-27-2009, 06:56 AM
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Something is fishy about that site. Being a writer myself, it seems that every entry was written by the same person. Grammar, sentence structure, the commas, etc... all seem very consistent. Like someone created the site and just filled it up with their own fabricated content. They should have at least changed up the rhetoric, misspelled some words, got some punctuation wrong, etc...
02-27-2009, 12:19 PM
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Something is fishy about that site. Being a writer myself, it seems that every entry was written by the same person. Grammar, sentence structure, the commas, etc... all seem very consistent. Like someone created the site and just filled it up with their own fabricated content. They should have at least changed up the rhetoric, misspelled some words, got some punctuation wrong, etc...
I never actually thought of that. That's a great point.
Here's some evidence that supports your claim...
Submit your FML story
- Concept : An anecdote always starts with "Today" and ends with "FML". There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
- CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
- If your story isn't published on the website, don't feel offended, and thank you nevertheless!
Comming directly from the website...hmmmm
02-27-2009, 12:36 PM
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Something is fishy about that site. Being a writer myself, it seems that every entry was written by the same person. Grammar, sentence structure, the commas, etc... all seem very consistent. Like someone created the site and just filled it up with their own fabricated content. They should have at least changed up the rhetoric, misspelled some words, got some punctuation wrong, etc...
02-27-2009, 12:40 PM
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.And then I walked in
.I'm a guy
.It was my mom
It's just really repetitive.
And the fact that they say that your submission may not be used, just further supports the fact that they make them up.
One could just say, "oh well, mine wasn't picked."
02-27-2009, 01:10 PM
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either way, they're funny.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like ****. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like ****. FML
02-28-2009, 06:51 PM
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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my *****. She thought it was my phone. FML
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