Chunk Norris turns 69 today
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he visited our base in Iraq and during a meet & greet/Q&A he heard a ton, and laughed at quite a few. Pretty small guy, like most people on T.V. I thought he was taller..... 
there is a few websites....just google chuck norris
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When someone opens up a "Can o' woop ***", Chuck Norris jumps out.
The fences at the zoo are there to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.
Most people think that the handicap signed in front of parking spaces are to signify that only handicapped people may park there. In actuality, it means that it is chuck norris's parking spot, and you will BE handicapped if you park there.
The fences at the zoo are there to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.
Most people think that the handicap signed in front of parking spaces are to signify that only handicapped people may park there. In actuality, it means that it is chuck norris's parking spot, and you will BE handicapped if you park there.
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Yeah I was at an Astros game where he threw out the first pitch last year and he was shorter than I thought he would be but you could tell he was in helluva shape! By the way some of these quotes are too funny!!!!!!!!!!
