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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 02:52 PM
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maybe he was peeping in your window and watching your wife get shagged while you were giving her a whole 30 seconds worth, lol.
lmfao!!!
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 03:34 PM
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Hey guys just got back to this, i'm laughing my *** off at Tidal Wave and Body Snatching. He's got an in ground pool with a diving board and nice plants all around and i'm kinda leaning that way for something since its his pride and joy. Oh and my wife called his wife and she's in on whatever we do. Guess she's pissed he was out that late i don't know. I really want to blow up his house that's my favorite but just can't do it! So what if i dig up some fireants put em in a bag, get his wife to get me keys to the truck siphon the tank and put the fireants in the cab with some good cookies to eat and a little boston terrier dog **** in a bag just to keep em smellin good the night before he goes on shift? He's a fireman.
After you've done all that... Shrink wrap the car!
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 03:43 PM
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LOL thats some funny ****...
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 06:32 PM
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Get a big *** dog they wont come into your yard with that back there we have 3, and a gate across the driveway. Does your friend realize how lucky he is to have not been shot? Let him almost forget about what happened then when he least expects it then pay him back.

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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 06:42 PM
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Simple... next time you see him, kick him in the dick.
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gun4hire
...buy a flashlight ... and some underwear.
+1. LOL
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 09:49 PM
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The one about the locking gas cap is funny, it will be like a time bomb waiting to yield funny results!
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 10:40 PM
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one time me and my buddies got a bunch of old **** mags, and it was when san antonio had that really hard freeze. put pictures on the windows, poured water over them and they froze to the window in a nice thick layer of ice.
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 10:45 PM
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Go to Autozone and buy a locking gas cap. Swap his out and lock the new one on there. You can either duct tape the key to the frame somewhere or give it to his wife. Let him run out of gas and go to the station.... talk about being screwed. LMAO.[/QUOTE]

+1 on the gas cap...I have one and it would suck if you didnt have the key it came with lol
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 11:43 PM
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haha i definately like the locking gas cap one...i would be so pissed!
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Old Oct 14, 2009 | 08:41 AM
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Or to touch on what PooterSS said, same thing but that she is pregnant with his kid. Id go **** on his wheels or car. But im just an *** hole. Id do something extreme.
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Old Oct 14, 2009 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by transam5.7lt1
The one about the locking gas cap is funny, it will be like a time bomb waiting to yield funny results!
Yep, I've got a few of those planned out for some ******** at work. It's dark when we get to work in the morning...so they have it coming. I like that and taking a BB and supergluing it to the inside of their valve stem cap. They'll have a slow leak and NEVER figure out wtf it is.

Also, remove lugnuts, apply JB weld, and re-install. Milk down the vent by the windshield works wonders too. If they don't have keyless entry, superglue in the lock works well.
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 10:32 AM
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get a neighborhood stray cat, feed it tons of exlax <--(sp) and lock the cat inside his car for the night. Oh yeah, also cover the car seats with cat nip. He will not want to drive that car for years and his seats will need to be replaced. That worked for me when we were kids. the damn maintenance man at our apartments was a a hole.
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 06:21 PM
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Pissed off tomcat or chicken in the mailbox works wonders too
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 08:30 PM
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In highschool, me and some buddies went to a guy's house with a truck and some shovels. We backed the truck up to the yard and started digging, and putting all the dirt in the back of the truck. The next morning he had a huge *** hole in his front yard and had no way to fill it back in lol.

Of course, there's always the giant zip ties around a driveshaft. Or a **** ton of wheel weights on the inside rim of the front left tire. ...or both.

No one has mentioned spreading year round grass seeds on his yard in whatever shape/pattern/words you want.

Get a pneumatic fog horn (ones used at sporting events, etc). Go to his house at like 3 in the morning when he should be asleep. Tape the button down and toss it on the roof. Works REALLY well if he has gutters. Before he can get a latter and find it, the can will have run out of air. It'll **** him AND his neighbors off.
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 08:34 PM
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Set off a fire extinguisher in his car.
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 09:10 PM
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1.two big *** cans of cool aid in his pool
2.email him naked pictures with his mothers head photoshoped in
3.email him naked pictures with his dad, grandma, sister, wife... you get the picture
4.put decals of his last name on the back windshield in old english letters
5.plant some of your clothes in his bedroom, preferably under their bed if he's married
6.add side vents to his vehicle (the auto zone kind)
7.put his car on craigs list with his phone number
8.add him to every and any free pornsite with his email
9.add him to friendfinders.com
10.get random friends to email him viagra adds

too many to list, use your imagination
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 09:38 PM
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go get 100 lbs of bird seed and spread it all over his yard.
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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 10:22 PM
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Axe bomb...go buy a can of Axe spray deodorant and get some duct or electrical tape and tape the spray button down..toss it in his vehicle.

Nair in the shampoo works too.

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Old Oct 15, 2009 | 10:39 PM
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I know some guys that took some industrial weed killer, and sprayed a huge d*ck in someones yard, a few days later there it was lol. I like the gas cap idea though or the tidal wave
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