Troy your my bitch
08-26-2010, 02:13 PM
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LOL. Well, I suppose I got his name wrong. Google found this, so I was correct!
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Beverly-H...an-Porsche.htm
I always knew Garett wanted to by "Dylan"
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Beverly-H...an-Porsche.htm
I always knew Garett wanted to by "Dylan"
08-26-2010, 03:26 PM
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Well Mr. G-Funk will be getting his time and location for tonight! If that punk don't show after he called me out!?....well hmmmm? So, if G doesn't show. Guess he could not handle my flavor
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08-26-2010, 04:49 PM
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....still waiting. I thought I was called out? Looks like we are +7 days from the call out and nothing. Come on G.... The Viper exhaust excuse is getting old now. Maybe it busted a leak because it knows it's about to be Z06'd! It's feels safe over there at FASTLANE. O wait it ran to hide in your garage at the house.
What is the next excuse?
- Low psi in back left tire?
- It's dirty?
- My right hand hurts?
- There's a 2% chance of rain?
- Got a 2nd date with that new sex doll I ordered?
- Reverse is busted in the Viper and I can't back it out?
- Tim is not here?
- Watching the box set of 90210 and the deleted scenes.
- Ellie said "no".....
- I'm washing my hair?
- Dainel took the Viper for pictures?
- I don't have a HPD sticker on it yet?
- Litza said she will stab me if I win?
Shall I go on?
What is the next excuse?
- Low psi in back left tire?
- It's dirty?
- My right hand hurts?
- There's a 2% chance of rain?
- Got a 2nd date with that new sex doll I ordered?
- Reverse is busted in the Viper and I can't back it out?
- Tim is not here?
- Watching the box set of 90210 and the deleted scenes.
- Ellie said "no".....
- I'm washing my hair?
- Dainel took the Viper for pictures?
- I don't have a HPD sticker on it yet?
- Litza said she will stab me if I win?
Shall I go on?
08-26-2010, 06:12 PM
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This weekend you will embarrass yourself soon enough!
Troy before this takes place I want you to go by walgreens and pick up a pasaphire to leave on your night stand.
After the *** whooping takes place and your long drive home with the flashbacks of viper taillights dancing in your head. You will saunder into your house clean off the loser'ness of the night slap in the pasaphire and being to cry into your pillow regretting the trash talking that took place the past few days. Being a good friend of yours I will more then likely post a video of this event and the thread will be in all caps with a few *Astrixs* thrown in place to amplify my statement of victory.
The next few days unshaven and unable to attempt to be in society you will get a phone call from friends and family members asking where you've been. You will want to explain to them what happened but only silence will come from your side of the phone.
Milk cartons will begin to show up with your face on them, when people log into MSN Messenger our race will be the subheading for all to see. "Troy Dixon, Embarrassment to the Corvette world" - Search bling to find out more.
Weeks have passed, newspapers are stacked high in your driveway... letters from your home owners association have been stuck in your door wanting explanations of why your grass has not been cut and why the aroma of 2nd place just leaks through the doors into the neighborhood. Kids are scared to go by.. stories and rumors are now starting to take place.
Its months now.... enough is enough. A family member calls the cops and they break into the house. Covering their noses they walk around looking for signs of something.. Upstairs they hear a noise coming from one of the rooms.. what could it be? They count to three... and bust open the door. What do they find...?
A lonely crippled man who clearly hasnt see the day of light or has refrained from eatting and being in society for months. The cops turn on a light to find etchings of the sentence "why did I race G in his viper" etched all over the walls.
... The worse part of it all. In the Psychiarty ward.. "they" believe that the cure for a quick recovery is strapping you down and peeling your eyelids back for reruns of the car and driver episode where the viper clearly dominates the z06.
That being said, ill visit you Troy and send you krystal burger every now and then. And don't worry... Ill keep everyone updated on your "recovery".
................................ See you this weekend!
