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Old Sep 12, 2010 | 10:36 PM
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Old Sep 12, 2010 | 10:44 PM
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I like it.

Kinda true...
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 05:19 AM
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its not just the old guys lol
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 12:01 PM
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i have a z06 corvette and im not old.... (18 years old).
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 12:04 PM
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**** I had my 2000 Hardtop and pulled nothing... The 93 Blazer (Looked like a Tahoe) with 33's is what pulled the *****!
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 12:39 PM
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I always rocked a 1988 Formula 350 with straight pipes, even though it wasn't that fast, it still pulled more attention than the Z driving kids in high school lol (and set just about everyone's alarm off). For some reason though, they always got mad when I did doughnuts with them in the car...

The 'vette did get the most attention in general I think though, but any low mileage mint sports car usually does. I miss that 'vette.
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 12:48 PM
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**** I had my 2000 Hardtop and pulled nothing... The 93 Blazer (Looked like a Tahoe) with 33's is what pulled the *****!
Well I guess it's because it is Texas. But I don't get why girls flock to lifted trucks because everyone says guys with lifted trucks are compensating for something. But if that really was the case I would go over to my moms house and barrow her Scion XB all the time and be getting more *** than a toilet seat!
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NoTractionLS1
Well I guess it's because it is Texas. But I don't get why girls flock to lifted trucks because everyone says guys with lifted trucks are compensating for something. But if that really was the case I would go over to my moms house and barrow her Scion XB all the time and be getting more *** than a toilet seat!
I agree I never understood the girls and lifted truck things. Mine was just a stock one with a leveling kit and 33" Baja Claws. Back when I was in high school the girls didn't care about fast cars, they only cared about the big trucks... Just doesnt make sense!
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my car is doing pretty well at college, it would be alot better if i had a cutout though!
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 01:30 PM
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Man you guys be really bored. Y'all are discussing a joke. And kinda arguing with it too. Haha
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 01:30 PM
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I have a z06, but have pulled more *** riding this around.

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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 01:32 PM
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Man you guys be really bored. Y'all are discussing a joke. And kinda arguing with it too. Haha
That I am....
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 01:39 PM
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Haha I am bored.....just waxed the car now im relaxing and doin the Tech thing as usual. And Powell I heard you were up in McKinney a few weeks ago?
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 01:40 PM
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Haha I am bored.....just waxed the car now im relaxing and doin the Tech thing as usual. And Powell I heard you were up in McKinney a few weeks ago?
Nope been down here. My friend from McKinney met me at my family's property though. I have been trying to make it up to Dallas area with a friend to do some racing though.
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Old Sep 13, 2010 | 01:43 PM
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You need to come up I wanna see that Porsche run. Just sucks with it raining every damn weekend!
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