GTO vs Tree @ Cars and Coffee meet
04-05-2011, 12:21 PM
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@ the Pink Yaris of Shame on jalopnik
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I believe we need to update our justice system to properly deal with people who cannot drive responsibly. When they did away with the stocks the authorities truly failed society. And that is why I hereby propose a new punishment for these asshats: The Pink Yaris of Shame.
The Pink Yaris of Shame will be, as the name implies, pink. A very bright pink. It will have the windows taken out and Justin Bieber's "Baby" playing on repeat, near full volume. There will be no handbrake, the motor will be detuned, and the top speed governed down to 70 (to allow for travel along most major interstates still). The key will be shaped like a *****, and will be attached to a bright pink handbag. Basically, think Paris Hilton's ride if she were poor and 36% more of a *****.
If you do something stupid like punch it trying to drift on a public road and wind up 1) hurting someone, 2) hurting a car, 3) damaging property, 4) getting a car meetup kicked out of its current location then you will be banished to The Pink Yaris of Shame. The length of time the offender must use The Pink Yaris of Shame will be based on the level of asshattery they have committed.
For getting the car meetup kicked out of the current location, 1 year, followed by 1/2 year probation.
For hurting a car, or damaging property, 2-1/2 years, followed by 1/2 year probation.
For hurting someone, welcome to your permanent ride from here on out.
Second offence will be dealt with even more harshly.
Please look for this proposal during your next election. It will be Ballot initiative 455H4T.
I believe we need to update our justice system to properly deal with people who cannot drive responsibly. When they did away with the stocks the authorities truly failed society. And that is why I hereby propose a new punishment for these asshats: The Pink Yaris of Shame.
The Pink Yaris of Shame will be, as the name implies, pink. A very bright pink. It will have the windows taken out and Justin Bieber's "Baby" playing on repeat, near full volume. There will be no handbrake, the motor will be detuned, and the top speed governed down to 70 (to allow for travel along most major interstates still). The key will be shaped like a *****, and will be attached to a bright pink handbag. Basically, think Paris Hilton's ride if she were poor and 36% more of a *****.
If you do something stupid like punch it trying to drift on a public road and wind up 1) hurting someone, 2) hurting a car, 3) damaging property, 4) getting a car meetup kicked out of its current location then you will be banished to The Pink Yaris of Shame. The length of time the offender must use The Pink Yaris of Shame will be based on the level of asshattery they have committed.
For getting the car meetup kicked out of the current location, 1 year, followed by 1/2 year probation.
For hurting a car, or damaging property, 2-1/2 years, followed by 1/2 year probation.
For hurting someone, welcome to your permanent ride from here on out.
Second offence will be dealt with even more harshly.
Please look for this proposal during your next election. It will be Ballot initiative 455H4T.
oh and that GTO owner obviously never saw the movie "George of the Jungle" because otherwise he'd know to
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDmkCDqzFU
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04-05-2011, 12:40 PM
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Hey Nate- I love the 04-06 GTO's - still have mine. Take it easy dude- you have an emblem better suited to an altima on 20's on your car.
No, I do not like the emblem or the crew you were hanging with.
Now- a brazen orange GTO I am a fan of
Oh yea- that was not my can am. I was in the 70 LeMans and 210 HP is giving that car way too much credit. My can am is getting parted out as I type this.
I am sorry if I offended you but I do think you are disrespecting your own car a little.
No, I do not like the emblem or the crew you were hanging with.
Now- a brazen orange GTO I am a fan of
Oh yea- that was not my can am. I was in the 70 LeMans and 210 HP is giving that car way too much credit. My can am is getting parted out as I type this.
I am sorry if I offended you but I do think you are disrespecting your own car a little.
04-05-2011, 12:55 PM
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Hey Nate- I love the 04-06 GTO's - still have mine. Take it easy dude- you have an emblem better suited to an altima on 20's on your car.
No, I do not like the emblem or the crew you were hanging with.
Now- a brazen orange GTO I am a fan of
Oh yea- that was not my can am. I was in the 70 LeMans and 210 HP is giving that car way too much credit. My can am is getting parted out as I type this.
I am sorry if I offended you but I do think you are disrespecting your own car a little.
No, I do not like the emblem or the crew you were hanging with.
Now- a brazen orange GTO I am a fan of
Oh yea- that was not my can am. I was in the 70 LeMans and 210 HP is giving that car way too much credit. My can am is getting parted out as I type this.
I am sorry if I offended you but I do think you are disrespecting your own car a little.
I don't know the owner or driver of the wrecked car. Shame to have such a foolish incident at a nice event.
I never gave any thought to the emblem, it was there when I got the car. Car has been well modified, all mods done by Vengence racing out of Atl., GA. Kind of scared to try and remove the emblem due to scratching the car.
04-05-2011, 02:39 PM
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You are a damn fool for that video! That was funny ****.........
Agreed, if you can't drive go get a freakin honda. You couldn't do that if you wanted.
Freakin' Dipsticks.....
Agreed, if you can't drive go get a freakin honda. You couldn't do that if you wanted.
Freakin' Dipsticks.....
04-05-2011, 03:56 PM
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I lol-ed.
04-05-2011, 09:05 PM
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lol.
now hes famous
http://jalopnik.com/#!5788584/how-no...out-the-sequel
the best part is the link right to this thread at the bottom.
now hes famous
http://jalopnik.com/#!5788584/how-no...out-the-sequel
the best part is the link right to this thread at the bottom.
At the very least, the video should go viral and he'll be the next Rebecca Black.
04-05-2011, 09:59 PM
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[QUOTE=1995blacktattop;14740823]I thought it needed some music
that is so funny with the music. I guess this kid just got him a new Nick name, George.
that is so funny with the music. I guess this kid just got him a new Nick name, George.
04-05-2011, 11:12 PM
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Having just moved to Texas two months ago I really don't know anyone. My car has MS plates. The group of GTO owners who frequent the West Houston Muscle cruise-in's every sat. seem like good guys.
I don't know the owner or driver of the wrecked car. Shame to have such a foolish incident at a nice event.
I never gave any thought to the emblem, it was there when I got the car. Car has been well modified, all mods done by Vengence racing out of Atl., GA. Kind of scared to try and remove the emblem due to scratching the car.
I don't know the owner or driver of the wrecked car. Shame to have such a foolish incident at a nice event.
I never gave any thought to the emblem, it was there when I got the car. Car has been well modified, all mods done by Vengence racing out of Atl., GA. Kind of scared to try and remove the emblem due to scratching the car.