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Old May 24, 2011 | 07:40 AM
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.....for ejaculating in passed out coeds mouth at a party. She did not like the pale ale and turned him into the cops.

If he would have just gone the extra step of punching her in the nose...He would have given her a 'Strawberry Shortcake'.


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Old May 24, 2011 | 07:50 AM
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Lol... strawberry shortcake? I thought is was a jelly doughnut!
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Old May 24, 2011 | 08:22 AM
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Lol... strawberry shortcake? I thought is was a jelly doughnut!
Who comes up with the names of this **** lol

Pics of the girl..
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Old May 24, 2011 | 08:22 AM
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LMFAO @ him getting busted because he told the victim about his crime.
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Old May 24, 2011 | 08:24 AM
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lol greatness
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Old May 24, 2011 | 08:28 AM
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What a retard!
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Old May 24, 2011 | 08:46 AM
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No surprise...baylor is a joke.
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Old May 24, 2011 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by DKM DWN
Lol... strawberry shortcake? I thought is was a jelly doughnut!
I thought it was a peppermint swirl.
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LOL thats all I can say to that.
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Old May 24, 2011 | 10:54 AM
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what a dumbass....

now he gets to ***....



up before a judge.
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Old May 24, 2011 | 11:07 AM
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I always heard it was a strawberry milkshake.

Friend of a friend said he thought about doing that to his girlfriend once. The passing thought was "I could be FAMOUS!". Probably best for all involved that he resisted that urge.


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Old May 24, 2011 | 11:48 AM
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budlight in plastic cups haha. this story is why i hate people my own age. they're all stupid, except me.....
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Old May 24, 2011 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DKM DWN
Lol... strawberry shortcake? I thought is was a jelly doughnut!
Originally Posted by merlinn
I thought it was a peppermint swirl.
I always called it a cherry danish.
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Old May 24, 2011 | 09:37 PM
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His thought process:

"dude, i'm gonna skeet in her mouth while she's asleep and tell her about it the next day"



*next day*




if you're gonna do atleast don't tell the dumb broad lol damn.. he could've been fine. skeet on her face.. wipe it off.. lol himself to sleep.
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Old May 25, 2011 | 12:46 AM
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Old May 25, 2011 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by merlinn
I thought it was a peppermint swirl.
x2 thats what I thought.
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Old May 25, 2011 | 09:10 AM
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Old May 25, 2011 | 05:31 PM
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My Brother goes to Baylor I'll have to ask him what there teaching over there...
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Old May 25, 2011 | 08:38 PM
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HAHA what a fail, I thought it was a peppermint swirl
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Old May 25, 2011 | 11:19 PM
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Like daddy said "shoudda kept it in your pants!".
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