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Old 08-09-2011, 09:34 PM
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If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Originally Posted by OneBadZ0Sick
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
I purchased $1,000 worth of Sirius/XM Satellite Radio stock about 2 years ago and cashed it out for about $4500 a couple of months ago. Does that count?

Also, I like beer.
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Beer is good.

I made a lot on ford from ~1.80 to 17.00....
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i was going to say the aluminum recycling money would not be near what was in the OP.

either way, I will drink as much beer as I can from now on
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i love this.

I made some on ford as well, and apple too 80 bucks to 400+
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Beer is good.

I made a lot on ford from ~1.80 to 17.00....
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i love this.

I made some on ford as well, and apple too 80 bucks to 400+
Haha same here, I even saw my Sgt when I was in the Marines make over a million off Ford and Lithia when we were deployed and we both went in when Ford was around $2.00 in 04 right before FORD stocks skyrocketed in 05.
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Aluminum cans are $.65/lb here

I made $11 taking in 4 garbage bags last week. Not great but it's like 12 free beers




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