Don Rickles at 85 doesn't hold back.
08-10-2011, 07:58 AM
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Don Rickles at 85 doesn't hold back. Here are some of Don's new quick jokes: Please don't be offended unless your a member of Al Qaeda. Politically Incorrect and Insensitive material, but take twice a day and in low dosage. Claude
1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer
3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod
after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Las Vegas, but I've been banned from
it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
6. A friend of mine has just told me he's ******** his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"
7. Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
8. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the **** channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular ****, you sick bastard.”
9.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway
1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer
3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod
after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Las Vegas, but I've been banned from
it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
6. A friend of mine has just told me he's ******** his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"
7. Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
8. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to
the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the **** channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular ****, you sick bastard.”
9.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway
