haven't heard that one before! 
Chuck Norris.
TECH Regular
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 440
Likes: 0
From: league city,tx
They tore down the border fence and placed Chuck Norris on the border because he is homeland security.
Chuck Norris is suing the car industry because he was the one who invented RPM; roundhouses per minute.
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris; after three days of fever, convulsions and intense pain the snake finally died.
Chuck Norris is suing the car industry because he was the one who invented RPM; roundhouses per minute.
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris; after three days of fever, convulsions and intense pain the snake finally died.
Saw this a while back and it seems appropriate for this thread. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
did you hear chuck norris is going to be in the next expendables....
http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=18826
http://www.movie-moron.com/?p=18826
LS1 Tech Stories
The Best V8 Stories One Small Block at Time
6 Common C5 Corvette Failures and What's Involved In Repairing Them
Pouria Savadkouei
Retro Modern Bandit Pontiac Trans AM Comes With Burt Reynolds' Autograph
Verdad Gallardo
Top 10 Greatest Cadillac V Series Performance Models Ever, Ranked
Pouria Savadkouei
Top 10 Most Powerful Chevy Trucks Ever Made!
Hennessey's New Supercharged Silverado ZR2 Has 700 HP
Verdad Gallardo
Coachbuilt N2A Anteros Is an LS2-Powered C6 Corvette In Italian Clothes
Verdad Gallardo
Awesome K5 Blazer Restomod Comes With C7 Corvette Power
Verdad Gallardo
10 Camaros You Should Never Buy
10 LS Engine Myths That Refuse to Die
Verdad Gallardo
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Last edited by rabiddog; Sep 26, 2011 at 02:14 PM.
A group of Ninjas recently claimed to be more awesome than Chuck Norris.
Chuck responded by performing a cannonball.
What's up now, Ninjas?
Chuck responded by performing a cannonball.
What's up now, Ninjas?
Last edited by -Ross-; Oct 28, 2011 at 10:04 AM.
They once tried to build a statue of Chuck Norris' dick. They ran out of concrete.
Chuck Norris will live forever. He did not cheat death, he beat it fair and square.
E=MC Chuck Norris
When Death knocks on Chucks door, hes asks permission to come inside.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, his reflection says, "You are one bad mother ******!"
God didnt rest on the 7th day, He created Chuck Norris....
Chuck Norris will live forever. He did not cheat death, he beat it fair and square.
E=MC Chuck Norris
When Death knocks on Chucks door, hes asks permission to come inside.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, his reflection says, "You are one bad mother ******!"
God didnt rest on the 7th day, He created Chuck Norris....
I heard this one before:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
I made these up:
Chuck Norris can do **** push ups while standing up.
Chuck Norris went to a sperm bank and donated a sample. Dr's studied the sample and found better use for it. Now they sell it as Proactive.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
I made these up:
Chuck Norris can do **** push ups while standing up.
Chuck Norris went to a sperm bank and donated a sample. Dr's studied the sample and found better use for it. Now they sell it as Proactive.
You seem to be infatuated with Chuck Norris's ****.
here is another one for you
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
