President Obama walks into the Bank of America on Martha's Vineyard to cash
a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could
you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there
was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United
States of America!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations,
monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc., I must
insist on seeing ID."

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must
follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods
came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out
his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With
that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time,
Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a
fabulous shot, whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that
spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to
prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, there
is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single qualification
I'm good at."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

 

American Lindsey Vonn had to forfeit her Gold Medal

I find this so sad. She truly earned this medal...
She had to forfeit her Gold Medal on September 9, 2011.

The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama.

Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.

(9-9-11 is the day after his "job" speech)

 

I still have no friggin idea how the dude got a Nobel prize

 

Lmao...:d

 

the first one. post 57:

https://ls1tech.com/forums/texas-mem...ss-bill-3.html

the second one is great.

 

This was great!!! Love it...