Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
“Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, bought an LS1 Vette and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

 

 

I like yours better

 

i work in a quiet *** office, and i really did laugh out loud. this is so awesome!

 

Old as hell but still awesome. I got lucky and married a really cool woman, although I'd have a lot more money

 

haha thats the first time I see that, now thats a fairy tale.