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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 08:54 AM
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Talking Joke fer mondey

Wal-Mart service counter
> A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service
> counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
> the toaster she bought because it won't work.
> The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the
> woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
> screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!
> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
>
> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
> The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am
> what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the
> toaster, and HE tells her that he can't give her a
> refund because she bought it on special. Once
> again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
> starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY
> NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And doing so draws an
> even more HUGE crowd! In shock, the store manager
> pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff,
> the woman says,
> "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M
> GETTING SCREWED!" The crowd broke into applause and
> her money was quickly refunded!
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 09:02 AM
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Thats great!!
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 10:37 AM
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be even better if it were a true story lol
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 10:56 AM
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 11:03 AM
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hahaha great one.
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 11:17 AM
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hahaha great
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 01:08 PM
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well you know its not. Wal-mart will return anything
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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it came to my email as a true story
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 02:03 PM
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im gonna get my gf to try that one in the drivethru at wendys the next time they try to give us the ole root in the shute over a hamburger
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 05:03 PM
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Ha ha ha
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 05:05 PM
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haha nice.
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 12:52 AM
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lmao good one
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 12:57 AM
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 01:47 AM
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 07:16 AM
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Funny!!!
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 09:10 AM
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