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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 08:40 PM
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Talking Jokes for tonight/Tommorow

Got these from another site.

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they
go they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have ***** to scratch
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 08:44 PM
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I like the Australian kiss and hurricane, best
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 08:47 PM
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Thats great Angus funny stuff right there-Get 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 10:18 PM
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Thats some funny ****. I like the waking up one
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 10:20 PM
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 10:49 PM
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 03:48 AM
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hahaha, those are all ******* bad ***
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 08:04 AM
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Good Stuff!!
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 08:08 AM
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LOL good way to start the day.
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Ive had a Goodyear, no pun intended.
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 10:40 PM
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muhhahahaha
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Old Dec 7, 2004 | 10:44 PM
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That was funny.. Keep them coming.
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