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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 07:38 AM
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Talking 1st joke for the new year.

Sorry I have been slacking...





The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning


heavily against a wall.




The owner asks the clerk: "What's with the guy over there by the


wall" ?




The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get


something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, So i gave him an


entire bottle of laxative".




The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot ! You can't


treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".




The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can!, Look at him he's


afraid to cough .


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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 10:22 AM
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 10:40 AM
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Pretty Good!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Angus
Sorry I have been slacking...





The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning


heavily against a wall.




The owner asks the clerk: "What's with the guy over there by the


wall" ?




The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get


something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, So i gave him an


entire bottle of laxative".




The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot ! You can't


treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".




The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can!, Look at him he's


afraid to cough .


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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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hahaha, nice... way to start off the new year
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 11:33 AM
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Hahahaha LMAO ...
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 11:55 AM
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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Morning sleepy heads. It sux having to get up at 5:30 to get ready for work.
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Old Jan 1, 2005 | 12:19 PM
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That is good, good way to start off the new year.
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i got you beat i had to leave at 3 in the morn with no sleep for like the second day
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Old Jan 2, 2005 | 12:09 PM
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Ouch! Yeah that is worse than me.
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