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Funny For Today! Gas Attack
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she ***** on you!"
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she ***** on you!"
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From: The Republic of Texas
Originally Posted by BRENTT94Z
I cant stand hearing a girl Fart!! 
Now everytime we start to get freaky I have this image.......
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Originally Posted by Joker
That was very funny, I can't stand hearing a woman fart either. My wife let one rip in bed and the cat hauled *** out of the room. I looked at her like WTF????
Now everytime we start to get freaky I have this image....... .
Now everytime we start to get freaky I have this image.......
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I hope I never hear my wife crack one in bed
, I ll be scarred for life , might even affect the sex drive!! I know that probably seems shallow!! 
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Originally Posted by BRENTT94Z
I hope I never hear my wife crack one in bed
, I ll be scarred for life , might even affect the sex drive!! I know that probably seems shallow!! These days I insist that if she is even thinking about busting *** gas, she takes a friggin walk out of the room and turn up the stereo and spray some Glade, cause your right, it HAS affected our sex life...This may seem shallow but thinking about your woman busting a nutty rumbler....EEEEeeeeeWWWWWwwwwwwww.......still haven't seen the cat lately......
Originally Posted by Joker
Shallow my ***...nothing wrong with not wanting the one you love to walk her *** to the bathroom to let one rip!!! I swear she let this screamer come flying out and I was thinking...damn......that son of bitch is gonna stink too...probobly like a mayonaisse and onion sandwich left out on the counter of a busy truck stop with no ac in the middle of summer....
These days I insist that if she is even thinking about busting *** gas, she takes a friggin walk out of the room and turn up the stereo and spray some Glade, cause your right, it HAS affected our sex life...This may seem shallow but thinking about your woman busting a nutty rumbler....EEEEeeeeeWWWWWwwwwwwww.......still haven't seen the cat lately......
These days I insist that if she is even thinking about busting *** gas, she takes a friggin walk out of the room and turn up the stereo and spray some Glade, cause your right, it HAS affected our sex life...This may seem shallow but thinking about your woman busting a nutty rumbler....EEEEeeeeeWWWWWwwwwwwww.......still haven't seen the cat lately......
Originally Posted by Joker
Shallow my ***...nothing wrong with not wanting the one you love to walk her *** to the bathroom to let one rip!!! I swear she let this screamer come flying out and I was thinking...damn......that son of bitch is gonna stink too...probobly like a mayonaisse and onion sandwich left out on the counter of a busy truck stop with no ac in the middle of summer....
These days I insist that if she is even thinking about busting *** gas, she takes a friggin walk out of the room and turn up the stereo and spray some Glade, cause your right, it HAS affected our sex life...This may seem shallow but thinking about your woman busting a nutty rumbler....EEEEeeeeeWWWWWwwwwwwww.......still haven't seen the cat lately......
These days I insist that if she is even thinking about busting *** gas, she takes a friggin walk out of the room and turn up the stereo and spray some Glade, cause your right, it HAS affected our sex life...This may seem shallow but thinking about your woman busting a nutty rumbler....EEEEeeeeeWWWWWwwwwwwww.......still haven't seen the cat lately......
Whatd make a bad situation worse is if she purged and then waved the covers at you! oooOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
That qualifies for a divorce!
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Originally Posted by BRENTT94Z
Whatd make a bad situation worse is if she purged and then waved the covers at you! oooOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
That qualifies for a divorce!
My wife farting sounds like someone's trying to push start a friggin Harley Davidson. I nicknamed her "true duals".......
Good thing she has an excellent sense of humor cause if she reads this she's gonna dutch-oven me for sure...and damn I just remembered, we're having enchilada's tonight too...F@ck me!
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Originally Posted by bottlefed5.0
LOL, I'm glad my girl doesn't fart in front of me.
I'm glad my girl doesn't fart in front of me. 
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Hahahahaha, Whats up mike hit me up on the cell or on AIM some time
Originally Posted by Joker
No ****, can you imagine explaining that to your divorce attorney or the judge? "Your honor, I love her but she's got an *** that needs catalytic converters and a stock exhaust......."
My wife farting sounds like someone's trying to push start a friggin Harley Davidson. I nicknamed her "true duals".......
Good thing she has an excellent sense of humor cause if she reads this she's gonna dutch-oven me for sure...and damn I just remembered, we're having enchilada's tonight too...F@ck me!
My wife farting sounds like someone's trying to push start a friggin Harley Davidson. I nicknamed her "true duals".......
Good thing she has an excellent sense of humor cause if she reads this she's gonna dutch-oven me for sure...and damn I just remembered, we're having enchilada's tonight too...F@ck me!
Well, Joker did you survive the Night after
enchilada combustion
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Originally Posted by BRENTT94Z
Well, Joker did you survive the Night after
enchilada combustion?Wasn't too bad, I inserted the foam ear thingy's and duct taped the little pine trees you hang from the rearview mirror to each cheek.
However, She makes some killer enchilada's so I was fighting fire with fire.
Still haven't seen the cat...
Originally Posted by Joker
Dude, she was busting em all night....My Basset Hound has his bed next to ours and he was looking up at me like WTF? He went outside and rolled in his own **** just to get the smell out of his nose....
Wasn't too bad, I inserted the foam ear thingy's and duct taped the little pine trees you hang from the rearview mirror to each cheek.
However, She makes some killer enchilada's so I was fighting fire with fire.
Still haven't seen the cat...
Wasn't too bad, I inserted the foam ear thingy's and duct taped the little pine trees you hang from the rearview mirror to each cheek.
However, She makes some killer enchilada's so I was fighting fire with fire.
Still haven't seen the cat...
