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Old Feb 22, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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Talking Try this the next time you call in sick.
Call your boss one morning and tell him that you are staying home because you are is not feeling well.



"When the boss asks what's the matter?



Tell him you have a case of Acute **** Glaucoma.



If your boss asks "What the hell is Acute **** Glaucoma?"



Tell him "well, I just can't see my *** coming into work today."
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Old Feb 22, 2005 | 03:47 PM
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Old Feb 22, 2005 | 03:55 PM
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Call your boss one morning and tell him that you are staying home because you are is not feeling well.
If I tell him those words, he's gonna know I'm still drunk from last night. LOL!
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Old Feb 22, 2005 | 04:02 PM
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I'll try that tomorrow....
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Old Feb 22, 2005 | 04:13 PM
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I'll try that tomorrow....

What are you gonna do call your cell from your house phone and tell yourself that.
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Originally Posted by Angus
What are you gonna do call your cell from your house phone and tell yourself that.

Yep, this way I can get a quick answer....
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If only my Dad wasn't the boss and I didn't lived with him
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i may just try that one.... for real!!!!
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Thats some funny ****!!
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HaHaHa... that was a good one.
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damn thats a good one....i dont need excuses though ....bossman says, "so you need the day off tomorrow? Ok."

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Old Feb 23, 2005 | 03:55 AM
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Hmmm, I don't think that one will work for me.

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hahahahaha funny shet!!
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Good one Angus!
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Too bad I cant call in sick.....

**EDIT** Just tried it, and my boss told me to STFU and use some Preperation H
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