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Joke For The Day,
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Joke For The Day, A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know...
they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know .there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP ********! SIT DOWN, SHUT
THE F--- UP, DRINK YOUR G-- DAMN BEER IN YOUR F------G FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** AIN'T GOING TO
NO F-----G BAR! THAT **** IS OVER WITH...GOT IT, *******?"
...and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know...
they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know .there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP ********! SIT DOWN, SHUT
THE F--- UP, DRINK YOUR G-- DAMN BEER IN YOUR F------G FROZEN MUG AND
EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** AIN'T GOING TO
NO F-----G BAR! THAT **** IS OVER WITH...GOT IT, *******?"
...and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
Hmmm.. that conversation should have went one of two ways:
1. Hey, wanna go to the bar? I'm meeting up with a couple buddies. (for those with gals who don't annoy the **** out of you and/or your friends)
or
2. Hey, I'm going to the bar to meet up with some buddies. See ya when I get back! (for the others)
1. Hey, wanna go to the bar? I'm meeting up with a couple buddies. (for those with gals who don't annoy the **** out of you and/or your friends)
or
2. Hey, I'm going to the bar to meet up with some buddies. See ya when I get back! (for the others)
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Originally Posted by Brains
Hmmm.. that conversation should have went one of two ways:
1. Hey, wanna go to the bar? I'm meeting up with a couple buddies. (for those with gals who don't annoy the **** out of you and/or your friends)
or
2. Hey, I'm going to the bar to meet up with some buddies. See ya when I get back! (for the others)
1. Hey, wanna go to the bar? I'm meeting up with a couple buddies. (for those with gals who don't annoy the **** out of you and/or your friends)
or
2. Hey, I'm going to the bar to meet up with some buddies. See ya when I get back! (for the others)
Hmm sounds like someone has been trained what to say LOL
J/K
JET
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