There is a rich guy sitting down on the corner talking to a homeless guy. the homeless guy turns to the rich guy and ask "so what did you get your wife for christmas"? The rich man replies " well i got her a diamond ring, and a mercedes benz. The homeless guy asks " why did you get her 2 things"? the rich man replys " well if she dont like the mercedes then she has to like the diamond ring". The rich man ask " well what did you get your wife for christmas"? the homeless man replys " well i got her a pair of flip flops, and a *****". the richman asks " why did you get her 2 things"? The homeless guy replys "well if she dont like the flip flops she can go F*ck herself.

 

 

lol, thats prety good

 

lmao

 

thats funny

 

haha that is great

 

 

 

thats hilarious!

 

good one

 

Lmfao!