Another Blonde Joke
06-05-2005, 02:03 PM
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Another Blonde Joke A blonde, needing extra cash, knocks on the door of a house. When the man of the house answers the door, she says "If you supply the paint & brushes, I'll paint your porch for $50." The man thought what a great deal, so he took her to the garage to show her where the paint and brushes were. He went back into the house and told his wife the deal he just made with the blonde. The wife replied "does she know the porch goes all the way around to the back of the house?" He told his wife not to worry about it, if she did a good job he'd pay her a little extra.
About 30 minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. The man answered, and the blonde said "I'm all done, and I even have some paint left over!" The man scratched his head wondering how in the hell should could've painted that fast.
The blonde then said, "and by the way, it's a Lexus, not a Porsche."
About 30 minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. The man answered, and the blonde said "I'm all done, and I even have some paint left over!" The man scratched his head wondering how in the hell should could've painted that fast.
The blonde then said, "and by the way, it's a Lexus, not a Porsche."
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Originally Posted by SS 4 ME
A blonde, needing extra cash, knocks on the door of a house. When the man of the house answers the door, she says "If you supply the paint & brushes, I'll paint your porch for $50." The man thought what a great deal, so he took her to the garage to show her where the paint and brushes were. He went back into the house and told his wife the deal he just made with the blonde. The wife replied "does she know the porch goes all the way around to the back of the house?" He told his wife not to worry about it, if she did a good job he'd pay her a little extra.
About 30 minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. The man answered, and the blonde said "I'm all done, and I even have some paint left over!" The man scratched his head wondering how in the hell should could've painted that fast.
The blonde then said, "and by the way, it's a Lexus, not a Porsche."
About 30 minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. The man answered, and the blonde said "I'm all done, and I even have some paint left over!" The man scratched his head wondering how in the hell should could've painted that fast.
The blonde then said, "and by the way, it's a Lexus, not a Porsche."
heard it before too. Still kinda funny. 
