A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of
>the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and
>eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?"
>
>Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at $500 for manual manipulation."
>
>Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual manipulation! No manual
>manipulation is worth that kind of money!"
>
>The lady of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
>
>"Yes."
>
>"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
>
>"Yes."
>
>"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
>
>"Yes."
>
>"Well," says the lady of the evening, smiling invitingly, "I own those.
>And, I own them because I give manual manipulation that's worth $500."
>
>Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try."
>
>They retire to a nearby motel.
>
>A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he
>just experienced the best manual manipulation of a lifetime, worth
>every bit of $500.
>
>He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose oral manipulation is $1,000?"
>
>The lady of the evening replies, "$1,500."
>
>$1,500? No oral manipulation could be worth that".
>
>The lady of the evening replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy.
>
>Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright.
>And I own it because I give oral manipulation that's worth every cent
>of $1,500."
>
>The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific manual manipulation,
>says, "Sign me up."
>
>Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
>
>He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
>
>He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
>unforgettable experience.
>
>He asks the lady of the evening, "How much for conventional coupling?"
>
>The lady of the evening says, "Come over here to the window.
>
>Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all
>those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
>
>"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
>
>"No," the lady of the evening replies, "but I would if I were a female."

 

Maybe im dumb but i didnt get it, other than the hoe is a dude which is gross.

 

It means that if the dude were female, conventional coupleing would cost a shitload, therrfore it would make a ton of money to buy the city. Pretty funny.

 

It is not hard nowdays for her or him? to fix that. Just a lil chop chop and he is a she! Funny but gross!

 

lmao

 

 

 

Good one!!