***Damn Ricer! When will they learn?***

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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 08:46 PM
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So me and my girl are coming out of a shopping center and heading towards the exit. As we are coming up the end of the lot I hear the screeching of tires and the annoying sound of a fart pipe . When I look up I see this dumbass in a kitted out Integra yanking the **** out of his e-brake and doing burnouts in front of the strip center(which happens to have huge speedbumps). The genius then proceeds to stop in front of my car and just stare at me. Meanwhile I'm sitting here like WTF? So me and my girl start to laugh at this dumbass and low and behold he pulls another one of his e-brake stunts. Again very On this burnout he takes off down the side of the shopping center flying over something like 5 speed bumps. If somebody would have pulled out or walked across they would have been lit up .

So I decided to follow this guy out the lot and when we pull up to the stop sign I decided to ask him if he wanted to run that ****. He agrees and starts revving his **** to about 50,000 RPM and we take off on his third honk. So the out come of the race is I put about 5-6 car lengths on him by the time I was going to third and of course at the end he proceeds to top it off with a magical ricer fly by .

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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 09:07 PM
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I think they do that for the attention
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 09:20 PM
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OMG .... that was ******* HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 10:01 PM
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It wasnt a fly by, he was pulling ur *** wit dat phat integra. White rice!!
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 00T\A
I think they do that for the attention
yeah, they just need the attention of say.....an 18-wheeler at about 75mph....
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by PSYKOZ28
It wasnt a fly by, he was pulling ur *** wit dat phat integra. White rice!!

yea! your *** threw out the boat anchor and he was gone
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 11:38 PM
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By any chance was this an asian in a green integra with altezzas?
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 11:47 PM
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By any chance was this an asian in a green integra with altezzas?

heh, and i wonder how many thousands fit that description in H-Town alone?
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Originally Posted by PSYKOZ28
It wasnt a fly by, he was pulling ur *** wit dat phat integra. White rice!!
Hell yeah, everyone knows Slowmaros and Rustangs top out at 45 .. or 60 for the fast ones... our imports are all top end. Take that Mullet heads!
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Old Jul 17, 2005 | 03:07 AM
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some girl tried to race me in a eclipse, but it was stock, and she was cute, lol.
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Old Jul 17, 2005 | 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 02Z28LS1
heh, and i wonder how many thousands fit that description in H-Town alone?

im pretty sure there are alot of asians that drive acuras/hondas, but i really doubt that it was an asain dude doing the burnouts ( I could be wrong)..Yes there were alot of asians that started the honda/imports racing scene awhile back (me included), but that scene has totally changed today. Most of the ricers you see around today are driven by young hispanic and white kids..

my point is that please dont generalize...I know of alot of asians that had integras while they were in school because those are good reliable cars..Alot of these guys are doctors now..

but what the heck do i know?...I have been called a ricer many times..
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Old Jul 17, 2005 | 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by sc300
im pretty sure there are alot of asians that drive acuras/hondas, but i really doubt that it was an asain dude doing the burnouts ( I could be wrong)..Yes there were alot of asians that started the honda/imports racing scene awhile back (me included), but that scene has totally changed today. Most of the ricers you see around today are driven by young hispanic and white kids..

my point is that please dont generalize...I know of alot of asians that had integras while they were in school because those are good reliable cars..Alot of these guys are doctors now..

but what the heck do i know?...I have been called a ricer many times..
tru that theyre making a bad rap for the asians...but thats ok you have a really fast car
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Old Jul 17, 2005 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by stang killer
some girl tried to race me in a eclipse, but it was stock, and she was cute, lol.

thats the ones you loose to.... brownie points +1
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Old Jul 17, 2005 | 05:45 PM
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victory was his!!!!


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Old Jul 17, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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yep coming home last night down I-10 this saturn with a 10" fart cannon on the back passed me and revs his ****, so i pull behind him to see if he is going to try and pull away from me, well he gets in the other lane so i pull up next to him and he gives me a few revs so i return the revs and point my finger for him to take off, as soon as he let the bumblebees out i was gone lol, i slow down and he comes pulles up to me and gave me a thumbs up, moral of story don't be fooled by the looks of a stock truck lol, sorry for hijaking thread, later. oh yeah good kill.
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