three men are standing at the gate to heaven. the gatekeeper asks the first "have you ever cheated on your wife"? he replies "no, but ive thought about it many times". so the gatekeeper hands him a set of ferrari keys and sends him through the gate.

he asks the second man the same question and he replies "ive only cheated once" so the gatekeeper gives him a set of keys to a porshe and sends him through.

the third one says "ive cheated twice but im really sorry" the gatekeeper nods and gives him a set of vette keys.

well they all meet up in heaven and they find the guy who got the ferrari and he is crying. they are like what the hell are you crying about you have a ferrari. and he says MAN i just saw my wife go by on roller skates!!

 

where's the joke??























j/k

 

sux for him!

 

it took 5 min's to get it

 

hahaha. side note, i had "lol" as my message and it told me i needed atleast 5 letters to post so i guess its hahaha instead....

 

it took me a few mins to get it too, lol.

 

yeah me too. I didnt think about the level of cars, I would take any of them

just an idea, I would edit it and say like ferrari, camaro, and then civic.
but its cool to have to think a little, it makes it more interesting.

 

lol at civic!

 

she should have been driving by on a scooter

 

or a SRT-4 haha... jp...

funny stuff

 

bawhahha had to wait a min. untill it sunk it but thats pretty good

 

haha yeah i didnt get it at first but that is pretty good

 

I have an ex girlfriend that wouldn't even get skates.....LOL

 

Good one Dustin!

 

1 min and 35 seconds here----->>>

 

 

man, if she cheated that bad, she wouldn't be able to even stand, much less roll by on rollerskates....