a little joke
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From: Grand Junction, CO / Tomball, TX
a little joke three men are standing at the gate to heaven. the gatekeeper asks the first "have you ever cheated on your wife"? he replies "no, but ive thought about it many times". so the gatekeeper hands him a set of ferrari keys and sends him through the gate.
he asks the second man the same question and he replies "ive only cheated once" so the gatekeeper gives him a set of keys to a porshe and sends him through.
the third one says "ive cheated twice but im really sorry" the gatekeeper nods and gives him a set of vette keys.
well they all meet up in heaven and they find the guy who got the ferrari and he is crying. they are like what the hell are you crying about you have a ferrari. and he says MAN i just saw my wife go by on roller skates!!
he asks the second man the same question and he replies "ive only cheated once" so the gatekeeper gives him a set of keys to a porshe and sends him through.
the third one says "ive cheated twice but im really sorry" the gatekeeper nods and gives him a set of vette keys.
well they all meet up in heaven and they find the guy who got the ferrari and he is crying. they are like what the hell are you crying about you have a ferrari. and he says MAN i just saw my wife go by on roller skates!!
yeah me too. I didnt think about the level of cars, I would take any of them
just an idea, I would edit it and say like ferrari, camaro, and then civic.
but its cool to have to think a little, it makes it more interesting.
just an idea, I would edit it and say like ferrari, camaro, and then civic.
but its cool to have to think a little, it makes it more interesting.
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From: Houston
Originally Posted by BigSteele
yeah me too. I didnt think about the level of cars, I would take any of them
just an idea, I would edit it and say like ferrari, camaro, and then civic.
but its cool to have to think a little, it makes it more interesting.
just an idea, I would edit it and say like ferrari, camaro, and then civic.
but its cool to have to think a little, it makes it more interesting.
lol at civic!
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