TXCAMSS

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I am posting this hear only because Texans have a different sense of humor and can appreciate this one. Here it goes......

Subject: Fastest thing in the world
Four Cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya
Basin. They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing
in the world.

Boudreaux said, "I tink de fassest ting in the werld is a
'tought', because before you ken tink of it it's already tought."

Thibodeaux said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is a 'blink'
because before you ken tink about it you dun blunk already."

Alfonse said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is lectricity
because when you turn dat light switch on de lectricity travels
fass-fass and the lights come on before you know it."

Lee Bob said,"Ya'll all wrongg, the fassest ting in the werld is
diarrhea."

Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?"

Lee Bobsaid, "Yea, lass night before I could tink, blink, or
turn on de lights, I don **** ma pants."

CRAGER

LMAO!!!

Thanx James!

Peace,
Craig.

TXCAMSS

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I thought you'd like that one. Let me guess. You are at work right now and you are ALSO working your butt off. lol. I notice ol' Raughhammer is also midnight surfing. It's a rough life but somebody has to do it. See ya!!!!

James

Worm Boy

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hehe

CRAGER

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TXCAMSS:
<strong>I thought you'd like that one. Let me guess. You are at work right now and you are ALSO working your butt off. lol. I notice ol' Raughhammer is also midnight surfing. It's a rough life but somebody has to do it. See ya!!!!

James</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Na, I just got off work and I'm winding down now.

I saw John posting also, I guess he's working hard! lol

Peace,
Craig.

Toxic Texan

Gotta love working nights. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[boring]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_zzz.gif" />

<small>[ August 29, 2002, 02:31 AM: Message edited by: Toxic Texan ]</small>

Big Rick

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That's too funny. But I think this is the fastest thing in the world....
<img src="http://www.houston-f-body.org/events/2000/hallsville2000/Images/09240001" alt=" - " />

Because it leads to this.....
<img src="http://www.houston-f-body.org/events/2000/hallsville2000/Images/09240012.jpg" alt=" - " />

haha

<img border="0" alt="[Corvette]" title="" src="graemlins/corvette.gif" />

TXCAMSS

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Yep, That will sure sneak right up on you.lol. I know that feeling too well. <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />

mmiller

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Damn, is that little Steven having a ralph session? Yuck!! Hope no one stepped in it. <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />

Deech

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Good one James! Great way to start the day off before attending classes. I needed that laugh. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />

Mike-Z

Big Rick

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mmiller:
<strong>Damn, is that little Steven having a ralph session? Yuck!! Hope no one stepped in it. <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yup that was a while back in Hallsville. I think he was only 17 then, lol. First time to drink and he was wasted after 2 beers <img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" /> , drunk the next day while trying to go down the track. <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />

<img border="0" alt="[Corvette]" title="" src="graemlins/corvette.gif" />

Bad1le

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Rick C5:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by mmiller:
<strong>Damn, is that little Steven having a ralph session? Yuck!! Hope no one stepped in it. <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yup that was a while back in Hallsville. I think he was only 17 then, lol. First time to drink and he was wasted after 2 beers <img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" /> , drunk the next day while trying to go down the track. <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />

<img border="0" alt="[Corvette]" title="" src="graemlins/corvette.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">bwhahahaha <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" />
AJ

Mr Powell

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lmao.. Steven I hope you built up some tolerences.. If not you need to come party on our side of town lol. Skinny White Dudes can drink I swear lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />

Daren how did u get those pics lol. I dont think anyone has any pics of me toasted.. Well there is a video of like everyone one night but thats about it.

Chris
... Skinny White Dude Racing ...

Big Rick

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Steven can drink now <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" /> , how I don't know. But I hate buying the beer cause he drinks it ALL!!! <img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" /> I've seen him pass out a couple of times, now that was funny <img border="0" alt="[judgement]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_judge.gif" />

<img border="0" alt="[Corvette]" title="" src="graemlins/corvette.gif" />

<small>[ August 29, 2002, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Rick C5 ]</small>

Mr Powell

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lol thats good. Passing out.. Cant say I remember doing that... but from what my ex told me I have lol..

Chris
"Every day in lunch in highschool and all of my senior year.. I drink my coca cola with a touch of everclear.."

Nine Ball

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Good one Rick, thats some funny stuff!

Tootall

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<img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />

FIREHAWK #07

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this one is old but still funny!!!

BigBronco

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holy **** this thread is WAY back from the dead

AAron

i remeber this one the first time