1 . "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
5. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
7. "Do I look like a ******* people person!"
8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"
10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
12. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose"
13. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control"
14. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
16. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
20. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"
22. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
24. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
27. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
30. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
31. "You look like ****. Is that the style now?"
32. "Earth is full. Go home."
33. "Awww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
36. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
37. "If ******** could fly, this place would be an airport!"

<img border="0" alt="[devil]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_devil.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[devil]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_devil.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[devil]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_devil.gif" />

 

Funny <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" /> I like #1 the best.

Greg

 

i might try that one on the wife for giggles!

 

thats some funny stuff, thanks i needed a laugh

Drew

 

I'd have to agree with Fast 4.8 on this one, #1 is damned funny. <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />

 

im going with 12

 

#28 is my fav...

-troy

 

THe first and last =

AND YES THIS THREAD IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

 

from 2002 might i add.

 

no **** its back from the dead.

 

whoa....how did you find that?

 

21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

That reminds me of another one..
"Stress: The confusion created when ones mind overrides the bodys basic desire to choke the living **** out of some ******* who desperately deserves it"

 

Angus where you been bud??

 

Wow. This thread is so old it has skidmarks.

Look at the date, Kim. This is from 2002.

 

back from the dead or not, its some funny ****.

 

Okay already, so my blonde shows sometimes So that means Angus is still MIA. Haven't seen him post in awhile so I saw the name and didn't look at the date.

 

I am here. I have just been working on my other toy. 2001 Yamaha Banshee atv. I have been getting that going and learning about Banshee's and places to ride in Texas. I have been on 2 other boards for atv's so I can meet people to ride and learn about 2 stroke race atv's.

 

It's all good!