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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 11:46 AM
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Cannibal Fruit
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 11:54 AM
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 11:55 AM
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i remember the same basis joke when i was a kid.
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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liking the new sig too darren, just need to make the NOS can bigger.

bigger coke can of NOS = bigger shot and more respect points from the import crowd
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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Yea have to hit Insomz up on that
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:35 PM
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lol i'll get on it when i can keep my eyes open.. drove to houston n' back last night..

joke woke me up for a minute lol
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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funny stuff
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:31 PM
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Good one darren..............I think the sig is funnier though.
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by FatZ28
Good one darren..............I think the sig is funnier though.
soo whats so funny about my sig.....NO REALLY WHAT SO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT MY SIG BITCH!!!!!!










just j/k
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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How does it taste seriously?
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:47 PM
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like mango and citrus fruit......or not very good. But it did make me shift faster Like a Honda Owner
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
like mango and citrus fruit......or not very good. But it did make me **** faster Like a Honda Owner
fixed it for ya.. explosive performance
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 02:06 PM
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Lol. Im going to put that in a nitrous bottle holder one day and brag about my full tank of NOS rofl.

"Yeah Im juiced bitch what?"
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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they need to sell two big cans... 40oz lol
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
soo whats so funny about my sig.....NO REALLY WHAT SO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT MY SIG BITCH!!!!!!
people probably ask "who's that goofy looking white kid?! he's amost as goofy looking as diolars doritos dude"




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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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wtf is that!?
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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