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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 09:44 AM
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Does anybody know the number to call to get FEMA to come and board up the windows on my house?

Also, what number do I call to get my pre-hurricane $2,000 debit card?

Please let me know - thanks!
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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You need to call FEMA and "ax" them to help you. Be sure to do it with an ungrateful attitude and a sense of entitlement. Afterall, all of the tragedies from the hurricanes are FEMA's and the government's fault.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:12 AM
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"Also, what number do I call to get my pre-hurricane $2,000 debit card?"

Do they have that?
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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They better use some treated wood too. I ain't gonna have dat cheap stuff put on my house.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Hagarr
Also, what number do I call to get my pre-hurricane $2,000 debit card?
Let me know when you get the number, We need a new Plasma.

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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 11:44 AM
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i'm gonna need one of those cards to re-establish myself in the community, b/c the possibility of loosing some of the bushes around my house is terrifying.....:fear:
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Clif19
Let me know when you get the number, We need a new Plasma.
if I can watch your Plasma, then you can come with me to the "Gentleman's Club"
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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I don't know about you, but I am EXTREMELY angry at Bush for sending this thing to follow the ... poor people in NO. [/reverandSharpton_Jackson]
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TexasWS6
I don't know about you, but I am EXTREMELY angry at Bush for sending this thing to follow the ... poor people in NO. [/reverandSharpton_Jackson]

LMAO yeah send 'em back
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Hagarr
They better use some treated wood too. I ain't gonna have dat cheap stuff put on my house.



Fo' real son, I needz mah card. We be in da same situation as dem NOLA's.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 06:59 PM
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"We got to congregate and instigate in order to promulgate these putrid acts of Jim Crowism. This derogation and anti-adulation will not be tolerated by the people who have already been oppressed, depressed and yea...even duressed. Now these people will not undulate under such stress but will subjugate that exaction insurrected before them. If our leaders would but....where am I going with this?"







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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 08:43 PM
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ha, this thread is great. and I f**king hate sharpton and jackson. Blaming the white people for everything.
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by mmiller
You need to call FEMA and "ax" them to help you. Be sure to do it with an ungrateful attitude and a sense of entitlement. Afterall, all of the tragedies from the hurricanes are FEMA's and the government's fault.
HAHAHAHAHA
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:13 PM
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Man.. you guys are too much!!

You know though, Minnesota did take some NO people as well.. Looks like "Rita" is following them N.O. people all the way up the midwest.. ??

Wonder if we can get Plasma's too?
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Old Sep 20, 2005 | 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by bsherrill
if I can watch your Plasma, then you can come with me to the "Gentleman's Club"
Sounds like a plan.
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Old Sep 21, 2005 | 07:15 AM
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We just have to wait for the hurricane to pass and we can get free plasmas from best buy and wal-mart!
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Old Sep 21, 2005 | 08:54 AM
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George Bush hates white people.
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Old Sep 21, 2005 | 09:05 AM
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I need FEMA to come do my preparation shopping for me. I need some footballs, 10 pairs of shoes, a plasma TV, and a couple Rockets jerseys please.
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