Someone tried to steal my car in plain sight
10-05-2005, 04:53 PM
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Come on just tell her you want a pic with her for your car forum. She will find it flattering and maybe you'll **** her and get a raise eventually!
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10-05-2005, 05:09 PM
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Just walk in there with your pants and boxers on the floor and with a camera in your hands. Tell her " You know what Im here for" lol. I have done it before and it worked.
O.k. Im lying but oh well I would give it a try. I just want to see those booobies.
O.k. Im lying but oh well I would give it a try. I just want to see those booobies.
10-05-2005, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by INVISIBLEZ
Todd, you're not supposed to be on tech @ work, get back to drawing!!!!! 
LOL - I was at lunch when I posted!!!!!!!
10-07-2005, 04:22 AM
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Okay, this sucks...I looked through this entire posting hoping to see boss lady *****, but no, SOMEONE couldn't beat the **** out of Jose screwing with his car and get the pic of the ***** he went out of his way to mention in the very beginning of this post....
NOW...since I have a boner to contend with, I have to go all the way over to the "hot chicks with hot cars" thread or whatever that lame pos is called these days and find a pic to wax it to cause I'm too lazy to select a nice **** site...its either that or I take my shirt off and get off on my own manboobs while trying to use what little imagination I have left to successfully drill for white oil.....thanks dude, next time just get a pic of the ******* *****...my hand is going to be so sore in the morning...too bad my blowup doll has a hole in it and is named Dave......
(seriously.....just kidding with you)
NOW...since I have a boner to contend with, I have to go all the way over to the "hot chicks with hot cars" thread or whatever that lame pos is called these days and find a pic to wax it to cause I'm too lazy to select a nice **** site...its either that or I take my shirt off and get off on my own manboobs while trying to use what little imagination I have left to successfully drill for white oil.....thanks dude, next time just get a pic of the ******* *****...my hand is going to be so sore in the morning...too bad my blowup doll has a hole in it and is named Dave......
(seriously.....just kidding with you)
10-07-2005, 12:20 PM
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Bring us the boobies!!!!!
Maybe Jose trying to steal your ride was actually his vain attempt in trying to instigate a confrontation with your boss so he could get a glimpse of those fine rightous melons heaving up and down as she became hot and bothered, sweating profusely, her top button becoming undone in the comotion, her eyes blazing with excitement, her lips quivering in anger as she cursed young Jose for eyeing the ride of the man too much of a ***** to get a shot of the boobies.....
Jose could take no more, he thrust himself upon her like only a man can....
OOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTTTT, I'll be right back..........**** it, no vitamin E lotion and I'm already missing skin.....
Maybe Jose trying to steal your ride was actually his vain attempt in trying to instigate a confrontation with your boss so he could get a glimpse of those fine rightous melons heaving up and down as she became hot and bothered, sweating profusely, her top button becoming undone in the comotion, her eyes blazing with excitement, her lips quivering in anger as she cursed young Jose for eyeing the ride of the man too much of a ***** to get a shot of the boobies.....
Jose could take no more, he thrust himself upon her like only a man can....
OOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTTTT, I'll be right back..........**** it, no vitamin E lotion and I'm already missing skin.....
10-07-2005, 12:26 PM
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Sorry everyone, its nearly 12:30 pm on a Friday, I'm married and I have no life....except for looking at boobies....I need nothing else besides that, my Z28 and vitamin E lotion.....and my laptop, and extra cds to burn pictures of boobies on........and tissue, need lots of tissue 
Seriousely, Where are the boobies?
Seriousely, Where are the boobies?
10-07-2005, 05:04 PM
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So i was driving down the belt and my boss was with me, a red viper from Racing Solutions gets beside me revving, so i get on it and before i know my big booby boss is freaking out, like cant breath, it was funny. Now you ask....why was the nice *** boss in the car with him.....i will never tell......