LOL at Roger Clemens!!!!
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LOL at Roger Clemens!!!! I was just watching that Pep Rally on the news and Roger Clemens said something along the lines of "Every player on that bus is happy we are going to the World Series. One of them might be a little sad about it though. That's Lance Berkman, because he can't play flag football right now." 
I bet all the players got a huge laugh out of that.
Long live Fat Elvis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet all the players got a huge laugh out of that.
Long live Fat Elvis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that was funny, my advice would be too,"Take it serious and dont rough play when playing flag football." lol. Just joking. You never know fat elvis could of broke his rib cage. lol
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Man, these guys must mess with each other constantly......I heard Andy Pettite was cracking on Lidge in the airplane to st louis after the loss on Mon. Andy was pointing out the window saying look guys there's pujols ball flying next to us.
Yeah i heard that from a friend of a friend's brother who's cousin knows a guy who works for continental airport who washes the pilots car who flies a puddlejumper to el paso who overheard the pilot on the astros plane talking about it while getting drunk before a flight in the presidents club.
j/k stories always get stretched
j/k stories always get stretched
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Originally Posted by AllThrottle4U
Yeah i heard that from a friend of a friend's brother who's cousin knows a guy who works for continental airport who washes the pilots car who flies a puddlejumper to el paso who overheard the pilot on the astros plane talking about it while getting drunk before a flight in the presidents club.
j/k stories always get stretched
j/k stories always get stretched
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Originally Posted by chevy42083
Actually, Ausmus was on the radio this morning and told the story about him having the pilot tell everyone they could see the ball out the left window right after all the "we have reached bla bbla altitude... bla bla bla stuff".
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Originally Posted by Ben R
"STFU Beavis!"
"Yeah...Whatever dude...You do."
"I'm gonna, like, kick your ***."
"Uh...yeah..I'll like will...set you on fire...with a match..or a blow torch or somethin...YEAH..oh no! give me some water!"
