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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 02:49 PM
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Found this in a Mopar forum.

"OK, there is this guy who is a little wacko who posts on another forum where I participate.

He has an Acura and is totally serious about this stuff he is writing:

Actually I could do mods to my car to make the engine have so much compression that it could explode like a bomb! Smile You can instead of putting a fan into the air intake to boost performance. Do this use resonance coupled plasma discharges in the intake and wire it to the alternator and generate power off the exhaust using coils to get enough energy to generate a plasma in the intake and electrostatically charge the exhaust to increase mass flow rates and reduce emission levels dramatically. You generate a plasma in the intake by tuning the coils to the earth's natual resonant frequency and put coils in the exhaust to extract electrokinetic energy from the ions in the exhaust stream going out of the exhaust system. I recommended to my friend but warned him to simulate it on CFD/EM software first then optimize it on computer then build it and hopefully it won't blow up the engine cause you will be putting out a huge amount of horse power. My mentor from Boeing plus other people that have Harley Davidson Motorcycles knows how to tweak engines real good. He can get an engine with 140 HP put out 1000 + HP with no mods just restructuring the engine and making some simple adjustments.

Poor guy. "

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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 02:50 PM
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BTW, here's the link:
http://board.moparts.org/ubbthreads/...page=9#2077979
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 03:34 PM
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Riiiiiiiiiight................... but where in the hell are you gonna put the flux capacitor? That's the craziest **** I've heard in a while man, and I build jet engines for a living
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 03:54 PM
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thats just stupid
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 04:06 PM
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His parents need to block the sci-fi channel.
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 05:26 PM
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 05:57 PM
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I need to add one of those to my list of mods lol
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 06:18 PM
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that is the biggest load of **** i have ever read in my life; like it was posted on moparts, he has watched back to the future too ******* many times and needs to get out, get a girlfriend(if thats even possible for him), and get laid(even if he has to pay)
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 06:55 PM
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guy needs to fall on a knife or something...

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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 07:01 PM
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I am now dumber that I have read that
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 07:02 PM
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Hunh?
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 08:19 PM
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I want what he's smoking. A lot of it.
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 10:10 AM
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its hard to believe that guy is serious. even harder to believe that he told someone to try this miracle voodu modification.
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 03:45 PM
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hmmm, plasma, yeah lets inject that into the intake manifold so it will melt. Cause it is really that hot. dumbass.

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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 06:05 PM
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This one my favorite,

My mentor from Boeing plus other people that have Harley Davidson Motorcycles knows how to tweak engines real good. He can get an engine with 140 HP put out 1000 + HP with no mods just restructuring the engine and making some simple adjustments.

Apparently, guys with harleys are engineering geniuses.
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 10:15 PM
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If my calculations are correct that won't work... he forget to multiply it by the earth's constant gravitational pull which is 9.8 meters per second square.
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Old Oct 24, 2005 | 09:52 AM
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I thought Scotty was dead from Star Trek??? "Im given it all she's got Captain!!!"
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Old Oct 24, 2005 | 10:03 AM
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Holy ****...
This guys is so technical about the whole thing like he knows what he's talking about...
But then he says "My mentor from Boeing plus other people that have Harley Davidson Motorcycles knows how to tweak engines real good."
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