Easily offended? No sense of humor 'stros fan? DONT READ THIS JOKE!

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Old 10-27-2005, 03:05 PM
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Default Easily offended? No sense of humor 'stros fan? DONT READ THIS JOKE!

What do Bobby Brown and the White Sox have in common?


They both beat Houston REGULARLY.



Seriously, its just a joke ya'll, dont beat me too badly for it....

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Old 10-27-2005, 03:26 PM
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LMFAO!! Now thats good.
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OK, that's pretty damn funny.


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Old 10-27-2005, 03:37 PM
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From my friend (a lifelong Cubs fan):

What do bears wearing condoms and world series rings have in common?
No Cubs


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Thats pretty funny
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That was a pretty good one. LMAO
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Ok let me try one.


What do you do with an elephant with three *****?
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You walk him and pitch to the giraffe
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Thats pretty good, lets keep this thread going with jokes
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little boy is sitting in the tub when his mother walks in..

He points to his ********* and says "Mommy, are these my brains?"

her reply: "Not yet, son!"
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A coffin falls out of a hurst and starts rollin down a hill. It hits the curb and the man inside flys out and lands at the counter of a drug store. The drugest ask him "what can i do for you", the guy in the coffin says "do you have anything that can stop my coughin"



HIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Originally Posted by FatZ28
A coffin falls out of a hurst and starts rollin down a hill. It hits the curb and the man inside flys out and lands at the counter of a drug store. The drugest ask him "what can i do for you", the guy in the coffin says "do you have anything that can stop my coughin"



HIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO!

those are my kinda jokes



why do they put a **** up on top of a weathervane?
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because if they put a ***** up there the wind would blow right through it




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