Several years ago someone gave me some of those stickers that are real hard to get off that said "Next time leave a can-opener". Stick that on their windshield where they look out. They won't think it's so funny anymore.

 

 

That's the one!

 

Ok, I need you to put that in PDF form for me!
I need a freaking stack of them. I would almost hand it to people that park next to me when I am still in the car and watch them open their door. But I am going to find this guy and fill his cubicle with old dog **** where he can't find it.

 

That is seriously too close for comfort. I don't know what I would have done if that had been my car. True, no harm is done to your car, but I have to ask myself why someone would park that close to someone else's car? That's ******* territory, and ******** get what's coming to them.

 

With the message, "Sorry, I needed some extra room to get out " On their windshield.

 

Idiots. I hate morons like that.

 

I have carried one of those with me for years.

 

when i take the time to park out in the middle of no where to stay away from people i usually park over a couple spots and use enough of both spots so they cant to close. a second tactic to use is parking on the ends of a row or next to the curb so only 1 car can park next to you.

 

i basically just park at an angle in two spots at my work cause there are some serious jackasses there

 

I would have been F'ed if that is what I did! I would sit and wait for them to come out.

 

Could have been worse though.... they could have ended up like this if i wasnt already half asleep.


BTW this looks like Ex-Girlfriend type of ****!

 

I would get an on-board camera, then whip up on whoever is messing with your property. (Unless you might get fired.) They have these "clocks" at Sharper Image that are actually cameras and are motion activated and record for up to 6 hours, then you play back the disk in your computer and bust 'em. I think it is $200 but at least your car is more "watched" if you know what I mean. I have been looking into this because I give no mercy to people who have no respect for my car.

 

leave a jack-o-lantern on his hood with a knife going through it's head and a note saying 'you'. (yeah yeah, ripped off from jack handy)

 

That is f'ed up....you know what i would've done...all of the above and then some.

 

I found out who the cocksmoker was that did it. He swears that he didnt mean to get that close to me.

 

I own a camera kit and TV, when I move into my house in a few months I will have to leave one of my cars outside.

The camera and motion activated VCR will record anything that happens to my stuff.

I would use the valve stem core remover on someone if they did that,
I carry one for such an occasion.