Joke for Wednesday
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Joke for Wednesday
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was
dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap! he was dead.
The Redneck said,"Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot,and the redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled
over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'M WEARING A CONDOM.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was
dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap! he was dead.
The Redneck said,"Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot,and the redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled
over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'M WEARING A CONDOM.
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On a more serious note, I read some medical report that found ethnic groups vary in how likely they are to get AIDS. It ranged from very succeptible (most countries on the African continent) to completely immune (some northern European countries)! They're thinking they may find the cure as a prevention, in the form of gene therapy.