Funny for Tuesday
Funny for Tuesday Guts vs *****...
We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the ***** to say: "You're next."
We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the ***** to say: "You're next."
Not that type of experience but I did attend a bachelor party and came home at 8am and when I came straight in the house I stripped the clothes off to take a shower and while in the shower (before we were married) my wife smelled the clothes and could smell smoke and beer. I asked what she was doing and she said she was smelling for perfume for the fact that I came straight in the house and headed straight for the shower. I guess that does look bad.
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Originally Posted by CySevans
Scientists have discovered that all women, at some point in their lives, will contain intelligent DNA. Unfortunately, 95% will spit it out.
