Weirdest thing you've ever cleaned off your car?

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Old 05-16-2006, 09:44 PM
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Yeah, he was thrilled.


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Old 05-16-2006, 10:41 PM
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A dead bird stuck under my moms fender on her altima.
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i had a single frog leg on my rear fender. I guess i ran over it and it and obliterated it and sent the pieces flying
Old 05-17-2006, 03:22 AM
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pedestrians. A whole family too.
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Cow patty splash marks on the rear quarter panels, I may need to invest in mud guards (or **** guards that is...)
Old 06-05-2006, 03:16 PM
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on the way home from temple, going down 36 back to houston we ran over a skunk at 70, then 10 mins later hit a cat at 55..just the smell is the only thing left.
Old 06-05-2006, 03:31 PM
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hit a turkey near my house in my old car... the air dam cut its head clean off, and stuck in the grille. when i came to a stop, the body was flippin and spazing out in the road w/o its head... **** was fukn cool
Old 06-05-2006, 03:50 PM
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Just got out of band camp and found this on my bumper LOL


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Old 06-05-2006, 03:53 PM
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crack *****?
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Originally Posted by treysoucie
crack *****?

yep
Old 06-05-2006, 03:56 PM
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The other day my wife calls me and says her air conditioning is messed up. Says the whole dash is shaking and making noise. I'm out of town on a race, so i'll look at it when i get back.


Yup, a mouse had gotten into the dash - not sure how. Cheapest and easiest fix i've had in a while. Glad i didn't put it off and let it start stinking.
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Originally Posted by Texann
yep

Ewww she has nipples....

Old 06-05-2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ulySSes
My car was sitting sitting in the garage covered for about 6-8 weeks. I was waiting on two replacement iForged wheels. Everyonce in a while when I'd go out there to open the hood and start it, I'd notice pecan shells and whole pecans on my intake. I was thinking WTF. One day, I went outside to talk on the phone and I noticed a squirrel run out from underneath my car. Apparently it was using my engine bay to store nuts.

Nothing a shop vac and leaf blower didn't take care of.


I had a friend leave a pack of sardines under another friend's passenger side seat after fishing once, we went to hang out with the kid a month later and were like "wtf is that smell?" he was like "yeah, I found the fish you left under the seat 2 weeks ago"...
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Originally Posted by Genesis_26317
Ewww she has nipples....


yup, you'll usually find those on a pair of ****!
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so due to nudity

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when i was 15 and jut got my learner permit my family was driving to Santa Fe to ski. Well I was behind the wheel and we came over a hill to find about 15 deer looking at us. My dad yell dont hit the breaks so I plowed Bambi going about 90mph. It looked right at me before it got smoked. Worst part was where we were staying was valet parking only. The car had blood guts and deer **** all over it.

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Old 06-05-2006, 04:23 PM
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that **** woulda totaled that car? hitting a deer @ 90 is insane
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lost the left fender and head light, riped off the mirror, dented the door, cracked the bumper etc. It was not fun at all.

Thomas
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i ran over an unopened bottle of laudry soap 2day in the walmart parking lot. All up in my left front tire and wheel, and all down my door. going about 15mph.

And no... i didn't see it, so i did not intentionally run over it.
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In college, I owned a 73 Camaro and it had those goofy lift bars on it for "traction". LOL ... a 305 and I had traction bars ...

Anyway, I ran over an armadillo one night going home and the next morning, when I arrived back at school, it was brought to my attention that an armadillo was impaled on the passenger side traction bar.

True story.



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