Got it, thanks bro!

 

I can see it now, she goes into the lawyers office, tell them she wants divorce papers done up.....LAwyer looks at her and asks "And the basis for the divorce?"
Her reply "I'm a dirty *****, I couldnt keep my legs closed. I just couldnt help myself...Imma *****. Do you think I can get alamony?"

 

The lawyer will reply " Only if I can try you out"

 

A loan for divorce eh? Wonder what kinda interest rate they're givin' her.

 

1% for everytime she's had man meat in her..

 

edited by Admin. No suggested violence please, just keep it simple by saying *****.