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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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Date: 2006-09-12, 9:20AM CDT


Someone who would move my hair away from my eyes and then kiss me.Someone who would just hold my hand,but would move their thumb over the inside
of my palm to let me know that they were still there. Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.Someone who would think I were beautiful if I dressed so trashy it was classy.Someone who would sing to me at random moments? A man who would let me sleep on his chest. A man who is more goofy then romantic [[but still has a romantic side]]. Someone who you can be stupid around me and I say something so dumb he would kiss me to make me shut up but knows the right thing to say and do at the right times.A man who would beat the crap out of someone if they called me fat. Someone that would give me his last bite of food when he is really hungry. I want someone who would call me three times a day if he went away. He would apologize for calling so much and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he still does it and I wouldn't get sick of it. We would bet kisses on who could beat who
on a play station game that's a million years old. And someone who makes fun of himself just to make me laugh. He would surprise me with 25 cent rings
and we would have a contest of how far we could spit our gum. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me bear hugs all the time. Someone who would kiss my neck just to have a reason to tell me how much he likes my new perfume and at night we'd dance in our pajamas and we'd always take pictures in photo booths. He would never turn down a trip to the boardwalk and we would play tag on the beach. He would tell all of his friends about me and smile when he did it. And WE'D MAKE OUT IN THE POURING RAIN. He would tell me when he didn't think something looked good and I wouldn't mind. He would TRY to teach me how to play the drums but we'd just end up laughing at each other. He would run his fingers through my hair
even if it were dirty. He would share lollipops with me and get along with all of my friends. He would never be afraid to say, "I love you" in front of his friends and we would argue over silly things and then make up. I want a man who would take me to target just to make fun of the things there. We would kiss at midnight on new years and make funny faces at each other when I'm on the phone. I want a man who would count stars with me and be friends with my family. I want someone who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make a dinner and watch movies under the same blanket and squirt water guns at each other in the house. Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful. Someone who's NOT obsessed with sex, drugs, or drinking someone who would look in my eyes and tell me something serious, that was also funny and makes me promise not to laugh.Someone who would make me laugh like no one else could. We would lay there for hours and just talk about love, life,and everything in between. We would always play board games on Friday nights and make it seem like we were really competitive. Someone who would hold me closer then normal when your sick,and play with my hair. We would buy tons of disposable cameras and take lots of pictures.
But mostly...
I want someone who would be my best friend and never lie to me or break my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do men like this exist?
http://houston.craigslist.org/w4m/206220956.html

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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:03 PM
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He exists, but he is gay.........
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:15 PM
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He exists, but he is gay.........
Ahhh. I only read like a few sentences of that, not the whole thing. At least, she knows what she wants.
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Gold Z
He exists, but he is gay.........
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:28 PM
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lololol @ craigslist
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Old Sep 17, 2006 | 11:58 PM
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hahahaha...
to fit that descript he would have no *****...hahahhahaha
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 05:42 AM
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She doesn't want a man, she wants a puppy........
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Gold Z
She doesn't want a man, she wants a puppy........

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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 07:21 AM
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I saw fat, and that explained it all.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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Only fat, ugly bitches have time to write **** like that on the internet.
Maybe she can get one of those iRobots and leave humanity alone with that bullshit.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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It'd be funny if she were like REALLY hot. Haha.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 10:16 AM
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That guy does exist, he drives a Honda I dated him like 5 years ago when I was young and dumb. Ha Ha
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Gold Z
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:31 PM
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Right now some gayazz pansy is reading that and thinking...

"that posting is so moving, I had tears rolling off my face! I wish I could meet that girl..she's the girl of my dreams"


lol
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:34 PM
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ew!!!! if i had a boyfriend like that i would throw up and then beat the **** out of him! guys are guys for a reason, and that's why we as women love them so much. rugged, insensitive, and one track mind-ed.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by girlwithapony
ew!!!! if i had a boyfriend like that i would throw up and then beat the **** out of him! guys are guys for a reason, and that's why we as women love them so much. rugged, insensitive, and one track mind-ed.
Until you women grow up and meet a real man.
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 11:42 PM
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aww ****...thread hijacked
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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Thats what she wants but I doubt thats what she needs.
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 02:59 PM
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23? I think more like 13-15.
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